Caption Crotch-test Contest #31

Heidi ponders life without Spencer as she prepares to receive her new asshole.


And so it was that the very first entry in this month's contest was the winner. And it belonged to 2009's Firecrotch of the Year, Words Words Words.

People, it's only February and this guy's back at it. Are you just going to let Words3 walk away with another title in 2010? Or are you gonna ramp it up? (The correct answer, by the way, is, "We're gonna ramp it up." I'll also give you partial credit for, "I don't give a shit about your stupid little contest.")

And now, because people like to feel special, here are some special ladies who weren't quite special enough to win:

Heidi's response when asked, "What's your position on gays in the military?" - Catherinette (Oddly enough, it's my position, too! Heyyy-o!)

Heidi realizes her plastic surgery fetish may have gone too far when she wakes up to find she's a spider. - The Vegetable Assassin

Comments

Heidi ponders life without Spencer as she prepares to receive her new asshole.
Scope said…
Doing her part for the environment, Heidi keeps the plastic out of the landfill and in her.
Penny said…
"It's Alive....It's ALIVVVVEE"
Look, my boobs don't move when I do this either!
Dr Zibbs said…
That nut is following me on Twitter.

Well, me and 50,000 other people.
Heidi hopes the Sara Sidle look-alike will not take a DNA sample as she prepares for her next life as a chair.
Anonymous said…
Heidi realizes her plastic surgery fetish may have gone too far when she wakes up to find she's a spider.
SkylersDad said…
Per doctors orders, Heidi spends 15 minutes out of each hour trying to minimize the plate tectonics that occur with all of the plastics in her body.
Anonymous said…
Heidi misinterprets her doctor's instructions to do anything she can to minimize sagging.
Alice said…
luckily, someone let heidi know she could have surgery to keep her boobs in that position.
Anonymous said…
Words pretty much nailed it with the first comment. That fucker. (her old asshole was that Spencer dude)
katrocket said…
Like a bridge over troubled yoga mat, she will lay you down.
Downward dog dosen't begin to cover it.

PS I thought that earth mutha was Octo Mom! hee hee!
McGone said…
I gladly relinquish the Firecrotch of the Month title to Words(x3). He came out fighting!
Angell said…
“What work will you have done next Heidi?”
“Just do this. Whatever sags, gets snipped.”
Soda and Candy said…
Who would have thought the Pit of Despair was located down the front of Heidi's trackies?

(seriously, wtf is with that chasm between her hipbones?)
Kurt said…
Heidi now wishes she hadn't added that 50 lbs of fat to her head.
Char said…
Hey, the other one REALLY DOES look like OctoMom.
carissajaded said…
"If I hold it, he will cum."
Doc said…
"In Karma Sutra, this is the best way to service three lovers at once."

"This is how a woman pees for distance. Take that you awful men!"

That's terrible, but it's all I've got.

It is interesting that there are a lot of valleys in this picture. Not only can you see down her cleavage, but the waistband of her pants isn't hiding much either. You can almost see her kitty.

Doc
Doc said…
BTW, the other chick is Siouxsie sans Banshees.

Doc
word just made me shoot water out my nose from laughing so hard.
Anonymous said…
Heidi's response when asked, "What's your position on gays in the military?"
MJenks said…
"You must feel the Force around you: here, between you, me, the tree, your fake breasts, everywhere, yes. Even in that public reservoir you call a vagina."
At this moment she realized that her titanium implants were too much for her lower back to handle.


But I must give it up to Wordsx3.
Tootsie said…
Heidi....posing as a table with no contents.
Woo hoo! Thanks, everyone. My favorites were actually Catherinette and Veggie, same as Beckeye thought. Even though Veggie called me a fucker.
Anonymous said…
God damn it, I was totally ROBBED!

Damn you words...words...words. Damn you!
MJenks said…
Wait a minute!!! How did you get the superscript to work on the 3?
"Thanks! We needed a picnic table! But, it's a little lumpy in two parts . . ."