And so it was that the very first entry in this month's contest was the winner. And it belonged to 2009's Firecrotch of the Year, Words Words Words.
People, it's only February and this guy's back at it. Are you just going to let Words3 walk away with another title in 2010? Or are you gonna ramp it up? (The correct answer, by the way, is, "We're gonna ramp it up." I'll also give you partial credit for, "I don't give a shit about your stupid little contest.")
And now, because people like to feel special, here are some special ladies who weren't quite special enough to win:
Heidi's response when asked, "What's your position on gays in the military?" - Catherinette (Oddly enough, it's my position, too! Heyyy-o!)
Heidi realizes her plastic surgery fetish may have gone too far when she wakes up to find she's a spider. - The Vegetable Assassin