Hoping to pick up some pointers, Gerard Butler stares intently as Madonna fellates the microphone.
Catherinette Singleton is the March Firecrotch. I almost just set my own crotch on fire though due to the WEAK turnout this month. You're lucky I like most of you. Otherwise, I'd totally feed you to Madonna. She could eat you whole, you know.
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Gerard: Yo Madona! You gave your heart to Jesus and now he never calls, right?
hello? is this thing on?
Because I am mean.
What? Caption? No, I don't have a caption, I was distracted by the Butler.
(because Gerry looks angry, you see. Why do I even bother?)
"Madonna, how long have you been in love with our enigmatic beefcake Gerard?"
"Two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, what... an hour and thirty minutes?"
"I thought as much. Best get it on with someone more of your own age then our homeboy Jesus anyway. Have at it. Maybe then you can dish up a fake Scottish accent to go along with the fake English one."
Suck it...just like Madge, and maybe Gerard B.
What?