Monday, March 15, 2010

Caption Crotch-test Contest #32

Hoping to pick up some pointers, Gerard Butler stares intently as Madonna fellates the microphone.


Catherinette Singleton is the March Firecrotch. I almost just set my own crotch on fire though due to the WEAK turnout this month. You're lucky I like most of you. Otherwise, I'd totally feed you to Madonna. She could eat you whole, you know.

19 comments:

Kev said...

so lemme get this straight now... I'm the meat, you guys are the rye bread???

words...words...words... said...

Over the din of a noisy club, Madonna mishears Gerard Butler when he asks if she saw his new movie How To Train Your Dragon.

J.J. said...

"While those two are busy admiring each other, let me just give the rest of you a short oral lesson."

SkylersDad said...

That would be her sometimes boyfriend Jesus Luz. Which brings me to:

Gerard: Yo Madona! You gave your heart to Jesus and now he never calls, right?

hello? is this thing on?

BeckEye said...

I don't think that's Jesus Luz. He's much hotter than that guy in the picture.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

As usual I have no caption mojo but I like to think that Gerard and the hot piece are discussing, behind her back, the mound of flaccid turkey neck she has scraped back and stapled under her hair.

Because I am mean.

Heather said...

The other guy is Rodrigo Santoro.

Shelly said...

Oh, Gerard Butler. Yum.

What? Caption? No, I don't have a caption, I was distracted by the Butler.

red said...

"Roderigo! If you don't stop sniffing Madge's hair, I will cut you!"

(because Gerry looks angry, you see. Why do I even bother?)

Jenna said...

I couldn't care less about the either of them or your caption when Rodrigo Santoro is in the picture... ok I'm supposed to be captioning...

"Madonna, how long have you been in love with our enigmatic beefcake Gerard?"
"Two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, what... an hour and thirty minutes?"
"I thought as much. Best get it on with someone more of your own age then our homeboy Jesus anyway. Have at it. Maybe then you can dish up a fake Scottish accent to go along with the fake English one."

Barbara Bruederlin said...

See, I told you I could fit two fists in this hole.

catherinette said...

Hoping to pick up some pointers, Gerard Butler stares intently as Madonna fellates the microphone.

catherinette said...

OH YEAH! I totally rule, and everyone else sucks for not coming up with something clever.

Suck it...just like Madge, and maybe Gerard B.

words...words...words... said...

Congrats to Catherinette! I guess it's okay if she holds my trophy for this month :)

carissajaded said...

Why am I so horrible at this? But if I was Madonna's mouth and standing that close to Gerard Butler, my mouth would be somewhere entirely different.

Soda and Candy said...

I cannot support the winner because she is questioning the sexuality of my next husband, Mr Butler.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

stupid winners!

LiLu said...

Weird. He looks like he's about to bust one.

What?

dguzman said...

eeeewww.

 

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