Friday, April 09, 2010

Caption Crotch-test Contest #33

Britney was in fine form as she hit the Fanta station before the dreaded White Castle leg of the 87th annual Hillbilly Marathon.


And there is this month's winning caption, provided by the blogger formerly known as McGone. Well, he's still known as McGone but he doesn't blog anymore. Despite that, with two wins already under his belt, he's on track to win the greatest award in the Blogosphere: Firecrotch of the Year.

And now, the best-loved losers:

Because everyone loves nipples: Red Bull may give you wings, but Fanta gives you high beams! - Skyler's Dad

Because...well, what I just said: "Awesome! Nobody else is going to get "Picture of celebrity nipples" in the scavenger hunt!" - Words Words Words

Because I'm totally psyched about the prospect of a Hall of Pregnant Teens attraction: An excited tourist gets a special sneak-peek tour of the newly opened White Trash Disney theme park. - ÄsK AliCë

24 comments:

Mr. Condescending said...

you don't know how bad I want to come up with something.

Zeitgeisty said...

"C'mon, Bitch! Like you've never seen a pop princess smuggle a Slim Jim in her cooter before?"

McGone said...

"Britney was in fine form as she hit the Fanta station before the dreaded White Castle leg of the 87th annual Hillbilly Marathon."

SkylersDad said...

Red Bull may give you wings, but Fanta gives you high beams!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I was aiming for something along the lines of what McGone said, but now it would just look like copy catting.

Soda and Candy said...

Lucky Tourist Snaps Photo of White Trash in Natural Environment

?

OK, just give it to McGone...
; )

Tootsie said...
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Tootsie said...

Like a prepared Girl Scout, Britney brings an extra cup for the emergency tinkle stop.

Cormac Brown said...

"If y'all say 'release the plumber's Kraken,' just one more time, you're gonna get a face full of Fanta!"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Britney is in better shape now, but she's trying to get into Fanta Girl shape.

words...words...words... said...

Awesome! Nobody else is going to get "Picture of celebrity nipples" in the scavenger hunt!

words...words...words... said...

The journey of Britney's nipples from the Tropic of Cancer to the Tropic of Capricorn is recorded for posterity.

Alice said...

haha, i'm just going to vote for mcgone as well. nothing i can come up with will beat that :-0

ÄsK AliCë said...

An excited tourist gets a special sneak-peak tour of the newly opened White-Trash Disney theme-park

Scope said...

Double firsting: You aren't doing it right.

Scope said...

"No one will recognize me in my "Jessica Simpson" disguise, " thought Brittany.

catherinette said...

Attempting to rebound from poor sales of her most recent album, Britney decides to become one of the Fanta girls.

Wanna Fanta? Don't you wanna, wanna Fanta?

Coaster Punchman said...

Not clever enough, sorry.

Doc said...

I can't come up with a damn thing. Not one damn thing.

When are you going to put up a picture of someone I know about like Robert Mitchum?

Doc

ÄsK AliCë said...

Woohoo!! I've never been a runner-up before!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Damn, you know some funny people!

WendyB said...

Can't come up with anything better than the hillbilly marathon!

Penny said...

hahahaahah Love these!

McGone said...

My avatar is AXL! And it's pre-Chinese Dipshittery Axl to boot!

 

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