Caption Crotch-test Contest #33

Britney was in fine form as she hit the Fanta station before the dreaded White Castle leg of the 87th annual Hillbilly Marathon.

And there is this month's winning caption, provided by the blogger formerly known as McGone. Well, he's still known as McGone but he doesn't blog anymore. Despite that, with two wins already under his belt, he's on track to win the greatest award in the Blogosphere: Firecrotch of the Year.

And now, the best-loved losers:

Because everyone loves nipples: Red Bull may give you wings, but Fanta gives you high beams! - Skyler's Dad

Because...well, what I just said: "Awesome! Nobody else is going to get "Picture of celebrity nipples" in the scavenger hunt!" - Words Words Words

Because I'm totally psyched about the prospect of a Hall of Pregnant Teens attraction: An excited tourist gets a special sneak-peek tour of the newly opened White Trash Disney theme park. - ÄsK AliCë