Wednesday, April 14, 2010

GLEE-ful

Can I just tell you how happy I am that Glee is back? Especially since this has been the worst season of American Idol ever. Last night's Glee premiere was like a champagne and unicorn pee chaser to wash down the heaping helping of dull served up by Idol's Elvis impersonators.

I would now like to comment on the addition of Jonathan Groff to the cast.

*ahem*

Yes. Oh God, yes. More of that, please.

I would like to thank the brilliant casting directors for bringing this slice of curly-haired, cherubic dreaminess into my life. (I always knew there was a reason I should've gone to see Spring Awakening.) But I'd also like to warn them that the six episodes he's signed up for is not going to be nearly enough. They can't just give me this guy and then take him away. I won't have it. What am I supposed to do, go back to drooling over Puck? I know I've been a Mark Salling girl since day one, but this Groff guy has changed everything. I mean, just look at him. And listen to him! He turned me into a puddle of goo WITH A CHEESY LIONEL RICHIE SONG. That's no easy feat, kids.

And before any of you buzzkills tell me that he's gay...I ALREADY KNOW. To tell you the truth, that just makes him more attractive. 25 and likes boys. *sigh* Unfortunately, that's just my type.

11 comments:

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Did you see Taking Woodstock? Kiiiinda cute in that one too.

red said...

Oh yeah! He was adorable in Taking Woodstock!

I didn't catch Glee last night. Stupid Idol being 90mins! Hoping to find it on hulu and drool with you.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

He is cute. Not cute enough to make me watch the show though.

catherinette said...

I've seen his bare ass, it's pretty hot - I'm not going to lie. I've also seen Lea Michelle's boobies, they're so tiny.

Man I loved those two together in Spring Awakening. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to put on the soundtrack and rock out.

words...words...words... said...

He looks like the main character in Big somewhere between little kid and Tom Hanks.

Also, after the mention of Lea Michelle's boobs, I kind of shut down.

Soda and Candy said...

"Last night's Glee premiere was like a champagne and unicorn pee chaser to wash down the heaping helping of dull served up by Idol's Elvis impersonators."

Girl. Truer words have never been spoken. I was only watching Idol because I thought Glee started at 9, and it was APPALLING.


PS - Oh man I feel like such a pedo lusting after Mark Salling.

bloody awful poetry said...

Okay. So I actually squealed a litle bit. The dude is ADORABLE! No idea when season 2 will start airing over here, though - season 1 just wrapped up last night.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Were he and she. (him and Lea) in Spring Awakenings together??

HOT!

Jenna said...

When he started singing, I was like, OH GOD NO NOT LIONEL RITCHIE! But then I found myself ... liking it. That is talent, to make me like Lionel Freaking Ritchie. Boy is adorable!

cube said...

I, too, caught the tail end of AI waiting for Glee. It wasn't good. Glee, on the other hand, was its usual mix of wonderful and WTF moments.

BTW the word verification is 'blecu' which can be what a romanian fan of Idol may have commented about the show ;-)

Moxie said...

Groff is definitely a cutie pie. My big question: is Mark Salling gay too? Please say no...please say no...

 

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