Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Please Stand By

Sorry I haven't posted or visited the blogs in a few days. I've been having some technical difficulties. More specifically, my computer has been being a little bitch. It must be that time of the month. I think I have it under control though, so expect an American Idol recap later tonight. Rejoice and/or vomit, depending on your interests.


J.J. said...

I got rid of the old bitch last September and the new one has been behaving because she doesn't want me dumping her for yet another bitch.

Doc said...

Just have it play some free porn and see if that straightens her out.


Billy said...

I rejoiced so much I vomited!


Who Does This Broad Think She Is?

My photo
I am a winsome muse who was sent to Earth to inspire an artist to turn a vacant building into the world's coolest disco roller rink. We fell in love along the way, and I foolishly gave up my immortality. When the disco craze ended and all the roller rinks were shut down, that lazy bum wouldn't get a job. We broke up and I was stuck on Earth with nothing to do and no one to inspire. So, now I write a blog.

What Do Others Think of BeckEye?

"You're like an idiot savant of terrible garbage entertainment." - Falwless

"You're my hero." - Candy

"Get yourself a life. Better yet.....eff off." - Ann Onymous

"There's no one like you." - Klaus Meine