Caption Contest Crotch-test #34

And with that, Michael is finally out of their lives forever.

And there is the winning caption, provided by Scope, a first-time winner but long-time honorary firecrotch.
I don't know if this is how Scope meant it, but the caption is funny to me because I can't help imagining that Dina and LiLo just chopped Michael up into little pieces (probably with Dina's heels) and they're getting rid of the final evidence.

Since there was such a WEAK turnout this month, there are no runner up prizes. See what you did, people who didn't enter? You ruined things for everyone!

Comments

carissajaded said…
I'm so confused, I though Lindsay was over weiner!
Scope said…
-- And with that, Micheal is finally out of their lives forever.

-- And later, Lindsay will show Dina the porper way to purge behind a dumpster, so the photogs won't see.
Anonymous said…
Now unemployable in the acting industry, the only A-list weiners Lindsay Lohan has access to, is in her new job as a hot dog vendor.

Not rude or entertaining, but wouldn't it be FUNNY?
SkylersDad said…
You see Linsay, the secret to getting it past that gag reflex is plenty of spicy mustard!

Yes, you do know how my mind works Becky...
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"Hey Mom! By posing for this suggestive photo, I can get into BeckEye's caption contest as a blonde, a redhead AND a brunette! I'll be the first to hit the triBeckta!"
"Fine, mom, I'll give you more mustard. But you're actually supposed to EAT the hot dog, not just lick and suck all the condiments off."
Penny said…
Practice :)

Those are serious hooker heels
Heff said…
"Mustard - CHECK. Would you like Cocaine on the side ?"
Tootsie said…
I can't think of anything, but I vote for Heff...funny and clean.
Soda and Candy said…
Haha, Scope deserved to win. I think I was just fresh out of ideas once I saw his captions!
Cora said…
Dammit, don't talk about Scope's hot crotch when he's 2000 away from me!!!! That's just MEAN!!!!
Scope said…
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I was off in Seattle all weekend, so I didn't have the chance to accept this properly yet, but will do so tomorrow.

Once again, thank you, I feel homored!