Friday, May 28, 2010

How Deep Is Your Throat?

Photographer Tyler Shields has revealed his initial promo shots for the Lindsay Lohan-as-Linda Lovelace film, Inferno. Supposedly, Linz has been doing a lot of research for the part (finally, watching porn and doing blow can be written off as a business expense) and believes she's tapped into the core of the woman she's portraying. Apparently, the "sexy but confused and troubled" vibe can instantly be achieved by doing a hand-to-mouth pose.

(Click the photos to enlarge, but make sure to wear a rubber glove.)

Lindsay, if you keep eating your hand, you're not gonna be hungry for...well, you know.

13 comments:

red said...

Totally seeing this.

SkylersDad said...

I will see this, but only for the historical value...

J.J. said...

@ SkyDad - don't you mean the hysterical value? ; )

words...words...words... said...

Finally, the big, meaty role Lindsay was born to play!

gennifer6 said...

god, you are such a riot, Beck. Love it.

Tgoette said...

Finally some perfect casting from Hollywood! I see this as the dawn of a whole new genre of film with dirty whore actresses playing dirty whore actresses! Get in line, Paris, Britney, Bombshell McGee, Tara, Kim, Angelina.....

Billy said...

I've seen you around you know...

I love it when you make a great Breakfast Club reference! Maybe LiLo's next move would be the life of Ally Sheedy, since that lass literally short-circuited right about the time she did Short Circuit.

Ally's very valid excuse, however, was that working with Steve Guttenburg pushed her over the edge.

(I'd still watch Maid to Order in a heartbeat, because that's how strong my Otis Redding-esque love for Ally was.)

So, on second thought, LiLo can't come close to holding Ally's proverbial jock.

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LiLu said...

If only we could all see this together. Can you imagine the MST3000-esque commentary?!?!?!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Lindsay is just trying to portray the fact that Linda Loveless was tormented by terrible hangnails her whole life.

Heff said...

I'll check this out just to see how bad she um.....SUCKS.

Alice said...

oh ok! this explains lindsay's past few years - she's been METHOD ACTING to prepare for this part. got it!

carissa said...

haha that last line be crackin up my shiz!

I don't know why I'm talking like that.

I loveeee that Lindsay is finally playing in a role where she doesn't even have to act. I mean, she has confused and troubled down for sure. Sexy? well we'll see.

 

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