"Now stay just like that, baby, so Mr. Rockwell can finish his painting of us."
And there is this month's winning caption, provided by the whimsical Flannery Alden. There were quite a few funny entries this time around, but this one really cracked me up. I mean, can't you just picture a sketch of this lovely scene on the Saturday Evening Post? Or a giant popcorn tin? I can. Obviously, so can Flannery. And it's amazing that she can see anything through all the smoke coming from her crotch fire. So, brava, miss.
And now, those who finished second, third and fourth Baby Daisy is obviously cuckoo for Coco's nuts. - Skyler's Dad
"In the unlikely event of a water landing, your lunch bags can be used as flotation devices." - Gwen
"Bitch please, even I can tell these aren't real." - Soda and Candy
Comments
Alternate:
Motorboat me like daddy does or I swear I'll suffocate you with these.
Too far?
My word ver = pallize like "Pal-lize, those ain't real."
Im drunk and have nothing!
I'm not quite as drunk as Carissa, but I still have nothing.
And two, for tits
No milk will come
From these silicone kits
"Alright let's get this over with. Believe me this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you."
Seriously, nothing tops Sky's Dad's first one. hahahaha!
I need more coffee, obviously.
Don;t know if Professor Chaos meant for that to be a caption or just a comment, but I think that should win.
If you're going,
To (suck those titties),
Be sure to wear
Some flowers in your hair...
And really? That's the picture you went with?
Thank you, Beckeye! You've made my day.
I got here too late to contribute but it would've been:
Got silicone?
Just sayin'.