"Now stay just like that, baby, so Mr. Rockwell can finish his painting of us."
And there is this month's winning caption, provided by the whimsical Flannery Alden. There were quite a few funny entries this time around, but this one really cracked me up. I mean, can't you just picture a sketch of this lovely scene on the Saturday Evening Post? Or a giant popcorn tin? I can. Obviously, so can Flannery. And it's amazing that she can see anything through all the smoke coming from her crotch fire. So, brava, miss.
And now, those who finished second, third and fourth
Baby Daisy is obviously cuckoo for Coco's nuts. - Skyler's Dad
"In the unlikely event of a water landing, your lunch bags can be used as flotation devices." - Gwen
"Bitch please, even I can tell these aren't real." - Soda and Candy