Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Caption Crotch-test Contest #36

"I don't know why Li-Lo said I should try the 'prison smoothie'."

Yeah, grooossss! Well, you can thank Cormac Brown for ruining your appetite—he's this month's Firecrotch!

Sorry it took me until the month was halfway over to crown someone the winner. I've been spending late nights at the law library trying to figure out how to keep LiLo out of jail. But don't worry, Cormac. You can co-crotch with August's winner until mid-month.

Now here are your runners up, each of whom wins a lifetime supply of prison smoothies:

"I want an Oompa Loompa, Daddy, and I want it NOW!" - Flannery Alden (Missed back-to-back Firecrotch awards by thismuch.)

You can make Brit cover her ladyparts in public, but you can't make her like it. - Alice (So true, so true.)

19 comments:

SkylersDad said...

Cleverly disguised as paparazzi, professor Thadius Fudpucker tests his latest invention, the hymen rejuvenator on Ms. Spears. Despite his having it set on 11, the results were negative, unless you count the extreme duress that she was in.

Flannery Alden said...

I want an Oompa Loompa, Daddy, and I want it NOW!

Scott said...

wow.

Soda and Candy said...

I got nothin', but that photo is priceless.

Jon said...

Britney's violent sneeze-attack provides scientific proof that she is, in fact, allergic to wearing a bra.

Just Dave said...

"I'm drunk, I'm sunburned and you bastards won't help me find my trailer, dammit".

LiLu said...

Forget the camel toe. Brit Brit's concentrating on developing her moose knuckle.

Alice said...

you can make Brit cover her ladyparts in public, but you can't make her like it.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I told them vanilla, skinny, latte, caramel, mocha, with no foam and they gave me a freaking milkshake!"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Just as he was trying to calm Brit down about getting her a mocha with whip when she said to get no whip, it occurred to him: He was whipped like a mocha to a grown dumb child.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

First of all I'd like to say, "WHAT THE F IS THAT?"

Brittney reacts to LiLo's jail sentence.

You DONT like me...You really, really DONT like me.

That's it for this week's Meltdown Masterpiece. Tune in next week to see Brittney take on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Heff said...

"Frozen drinks create surprisingly potent farts..."

X. Dell said...

I dunno. Poor thing looks in pain. Maybe she's just experiencing a self-induced wedgie.

Cormac Brown said...

I don't know why Li-Lo said I should try the "prison smoothie."

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

"They are sending LiLo to jail for 90 days???? Who is gonna go out whoring with me?

and my word verification?
JUMP-er-ho

Maybe that should be the caption!!!

Tootsie said...

OMG...Please,help me put my implant back where it belongs!

Cormac Brown said...

Go raibh maith agat, Becky.

Penny said...

hahahahahaha I like the oompa loompa caption :)

Barbara Bruederlin said...

congratulations on a beautiful caption!

 

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