Caption Crotch-test Contest #38: Do-Over!

"Yes. With all this new found knowledge, soon I will run the chocolate factory!"

There is this month's winning caption, supplied by contest newcomer, The Real Johnson! Oh, how I love to see a firecrotch lit for the very first time. Wear this badge with pride, sir.

This is usually the point where I name the runners-up to the fiery throne. But I'm really tired today, so let's just say you're all second best.

Comments

Scope said…
See Snooki.
See Snooki ride.
Ride, Snooki. Ride.
9/08/2010 9:11 PM
Candy's daily Dandy said…
Oh lookie lookie, Snookie's reading a bookie!!!

She's at the playground cuz the cops recently kicked her out of the library for impersonating a smart person.
9/09/2010 12:14 AM
Anonymous said…
“She certainly knows how to keep my ears warm”

Have a nice day, Boonie
9/09/2010 3:35 AM
Scope said…
Snooki has mastered Law 48 of the "48 Laws of Power": "Assume Formlessness" in that dress.
9/09/2010 7:55 AM
Gwen said…
This wouldn't even need a caption if that book were upside don.

(This is not my entry, just an observation. I need to think some more. BRB.)
9/09/2010 10:23 AM
Barbara Bruederlin said…
True, Gwen! If it were the operating instructions for a tanning bed, it would be self-captioned as well.
9/09/2010 11:06 AM
Heather said…
And with that Snooki ruins every mans' "school girl" fantasy.
9/09/2010 12:46 PM
SkylersDad said…
Trapped on the runaway horse with an ugly death eminent, Snookie resorts to attempting to read the manual.
9/09/2010 2:01 PM
Vinny "Bond" Marini said…
Thinking the book will give her insight into making the horsey go on it's own, Snookie looks hard to find the instructions.
9/09/2010 3:57 PM
Just Dave said…
"I wish this damn toilet would hold still."
9/09/2010 4:53 PM
Tgoette said…
Snooki consults the manual for her new Electronic Vibrating Playground Pony to find out how to set the speed to "Guido."
9/09/2010 8:43 PM
Billy said…
I thought Gimli was played by John Rhys-Davies...
9/09/2010 10:48 PM
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said…
"Houston, we have a situation."
9/10/2010 12:36 AM
Johnson said…
"Yes. With all this new found knowledge, soon I will run the chocolate factory!"
9/10/2010 11:37 AM
words...words...words... said…
You will just do anything to keep me from winning ever again, won't you??

That said...

"Snooki takes her first ride on a non-baloney pony."

"Snooki bags her first endorsement: My First Sybian".
9/10/2010 2:15 PM
Unknown said…
Snooki reads her first book ever - the instruction manual to the VibraPony 2000!
9/10/2010 2:21 PM
Gorilla Bananas said…
I don't know if that horse can talk, but he looks as if he wants to say something.
9/15/2010 12:06 PM
Johnson said…
It's an honour. Thanks. I shall post the badge to my blog and enjoy a month of honourary ginger pubes.
9/18/2010 12:39 PM
Alice said…
i think it helps that i refuse to watch Jersey Shore, hence have fairly minimal exposure to snooki... but every time i see her without that stupidass poof thing i can't help but be jealous of how great her hair is.
9/21/2010 4:17 PM
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