Monday, September 13, 2010

Caption Crotch-test Contest #38: Do-Over!

"Yes. With all this new found knowledge, soon I will run the chocolate factory!"

There is this month's winning caption, supplied by contest newcomer, The Real Johnson! Oh, how I love to see a firecrotch lit for the very first time. Wear this badge with pride, sir.

This is usually the point where I name the runners-up to the fiery throne. But I'm really tired today, so let's just say you're all second best.

20 comments:

Scope said...

See Snooki.
See Snooki ride.
Ride, Snooki. Ride.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Oh lookie lookie, Snookie's reading a bookie!!!

She's at the playground cuz the cops recently kicked her out of the library for impersonating a smart person.

Boonie S said...

“She certainly knows how to keep my ears warm”

Have a nice day, Boonie

Scope said...

Snooki has mastered Law 48 of the "48 Laws of Power": "Assume Formlessness" in that dress.

Gwen said...

This wouldn't even need a caption if that book were upside don.

(This is not my entry, just an observation. I need to think some more. BRB.)

Barbara Bruederlin said...

True, Gwen! If it were the operating instructions for a tanning bed, it would be self-captioned as well.

Heather said...

And with that Snooki ruins every mans' "school girl" fantasy.

SkylersDad said...

Trapped on the runaway horse with an ugly death eminent, Snookie resorts to attempting to read the manual.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Thinking the book will give her insight into making the horsey go on it's own, Snookie looks hard to find the instructions.

Just Dave said...

"I wish this damn toilet would hold still."

Tgoette said...

Snooki consults the manual for her new Electronic Vibrating Playground Pony to find out how to set the speed to "Guido."

Billy said...

I thought Gimli was played by John Rhys-Davies...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

"Houston, we have a situation."

Johnson said...

"Yes. With all this new found knowledge, soon I will run the chocolate factory!"

words...words...words... said...

You will just do anything to keep me from winning ever again, won't you??

That said...

"Snooki takes her first ride on a non-baloney pony."

"Snooki bags her first endorsement: My First Sybian".

Shannon said...

Snooki reads her first book ever - the instruction manual to the VibraPony 2000!

Abhishek Duggal said...

Midget Power!

Gorilla Bananas said...

I don't know if that horse can talk, but he looks as if he wants to say something.

Johnson said...

It's an honour. Thanks. I shall post the badge to my blog and enjoy a month of honourary ginger pubes.

Alice said...

i think it helps that i refuse to watch Jersey Shore, hence have fairly minimal exposure to snooki... but every time i see her without that stupidass poof thing i can't help but be jealous of how great her hair is.

 

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