"Yes. With all this new found knowledge, soon I will run the chocolate factory!"There is this month's winning caption, supplied by contest newcomer, The Real Johnson! Oh, how I love to see a firecrotch lit for the very first time. Wear this badge with pride, sir.
This is usually the point where I name the runners-up to the fiery throne. But I'm really tired today, so let's just say you're all second best.