Friday, October 22, 2010

Caption Crotch-test Contest #39

"When you said that you were feeling a little hoarse I completely misunderstood you."


There is this month's winning caption, provided by first-time winner, Boonie S. I know it's almost the end of October but don't worry, Boonie, I'll let you flame on until mid-November.

Sorry it took until almost the end of the month to name a winner but, as you know, I haven't really been feeling the blog thing lately. Also, the turn-out this month was pretty weak, despite the caption contest coming out as the winning recurring topic in my readers' poll. I guess it has something to do with my recent lack of posting and commenting. I don't really want to give up blogging, though, so I hope everyone will bear with me through this...whatever it is. Let's call it an apathetic patch.

9 comments:

Boonie S said...

“When you said that you were feeling a little hoarse I completely misunderstood you”.

Have a nice day, Boonie

Knot said...

The only thing that's been ridden more than that pony is the clown car at the circus, and, well, that chick on the right.

Scope said...

The photographer said, "Bitch, get on the pony."

Tootsie said...

I give up....a dog, a miniature horse and a jack ass?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

She would have a pet puny-corn.

Anonymous said...

Oh, No!
Don't tell me this Snooki chick is actually going to mount me, too!

SkylersDad said...

The horse and the dog are both thinking "It will take weeks to get the smell of skank off of me".

Heather said...

Is Martha Stewart really that hard up for publicity?

Miz Angell said...

Horse: If she's my new owner, I'll gallop to the glue factory myself.

 

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