Guest Blog: Mr. Mucus

Hey hey, everybody! How ya doin'? Bad, I hope! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ehhh, come on, I'm just yankin' your pharynx.

So, I just moved into this new place and it's pretty awesome. Sure, some of the walls creak, the upstairs sink goes drip-drip-drip all night long and my landlord's tried to evict me a few times, but I ain't chased off so easily! Matter of fact, I finally got everything unpacked and the cable guy's coming tomorrow. Ahhh...now to crank the thermostat up and settle in for a weekend Monsters Inside Me marathon. Ain't this the life?

Comments

Gorilla Bananas said…
Do you ever get snotty with people?
11/20/2010 3:12 AM
Scope said…
You are upside down.

Your nose is running while your feet are smelling.
11/20/2010 10:50 AM
Barbara Bruederlin said…
Sound delightful in there.
11/20/2010 11:44 AM
Cora said…
Uhhh.... you're not planning on sending me any germs with that CD I won, are ya?!

;-)
11/20/2010 12:22 PM
Heff said…
Hot Sauce, and lots of it, STAT !!!
11/20/2010 6:54 PM
Kristen said…
Yikes - hurry and get the house guest OUT. We need you back!
11/20/2010 7:24 PM
J.J. in L.A. said…
Bwahaha! My master plan is working! *snort*...I mean *snot*
11/20/2010 8:27 PM
SkylersDad said…
Try to kill off Mr Mucus with tequila shots! Even if he doesn't die, everybody wins.
11/20/2010 11:28 PM
dmarks said…
I think I saw a guy like that in Jersey City once.
11/20/2010 11:51 PM
JenBetweenDots said…
I think the best way to evict Mr. Mucus is with Blueberry tea. Either that or I'm just 90 and love weird drinks.
11/21/2010 4:46 AM
Candy's daily Dandy said…
OOOH honey, My Guy has it and the freaking thing has lasted OVER two weeks.

I love him.

It's a good thing too...I just keep reminding myself of that.
11/22/2010 8:44 AM
Alice said…
ugghhh sounds wretched. since you've got their spokesperson, are you hitting the mucinex up? i'm always shocked at how effective it actually is.
11/22/2010 3:29 PM
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