Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Tomorrow: The Great American Time Suck Is Back!

Hey, kids! You all know what time of year it is, right? It's the time when a bunch of soul-selling monkeys sing for us, I make fun of them, most of you laugh and at least one person calls me a "fat, racist whore." That's right...it's American Idol time!

Even though Simon Cowell is gone, I am certain that Season 10 will be THE BEST SEASON EVER. WITH THE BEST TALENT EVER. FEATURING THE JUDGES WITH THE WORST VOCABULARY, BIGGEST RUMP AND SARLACC-IEST MOUTH (RESPECTIVELY) EVER!! Yes, I'm still bucking for Seacrest's job.

Anyhoo, before Recapalooza commences, check out my American Idol preview on Starpulse, and make sure to leave a loving comment over there. And leave one here, too. Hell, leave me as many comments in as many places as you can. Write "BeckEye + AI 4-evah" on the nearest bathroom wall. *affects Jon Lovitz-as-Harvey Fierstein voice* I just wanna be loved, is that so wrong?

12 comments:

JenBetweenDots said...

I read but never comment, I'm not sure why? So anywhoodle, to make up for it, I'm commenting in both places and I just took out my sharpie to comment in this here bathroom stall.

Wait, that makes it sound like I'm on my computer in the bathroom.

Which I'm totally not.

Johnson said...

I feel like this show might not even last through this entire season. It's over, dawg.

SkylersDad said...

I just got all excited and wrote that on the bathroom wall, and now my wife is pissed at me and making me scrub and repaint.

Thanks a hell of a lot for getting me all excited Becky!

Billy said...

I have to admit that I've never watched more than two episodes of AI in my entire life, and I'm not particularly haunted by that fact. However, now that my daughters are 9 & 10 and intrigued, and because it's almost like a total cast change has taken place, perhaps this is the year to jump in and watch. Almost as a way of flipping off everyone who has chosen this moment to tune out.

Little Nigglet said...

Nex yeah, I replaces Randy.

Logical Libby said...

I have never gotten into American Idol. I mean, past the first few shows with the people who scare me...

Kristen said...

Looking forward to your re-caps! I'll BE BACK...
PS - you are so much better than a Sharpie - I'll CARVE it.

J.J. in L.A. said...

I've never watched AI because bad singing hurts my soul. I'd never make it to the good singing. But writing on bathroom walls makes me happy, so consider it done!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I, on the other hand, love you despite American Idol. You had me at It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Scope said...

Instead of writing it on the bathroom wall, I programmed the DVR instead.

cube said...

I didn't watch last season, so I probably won't watch this one either... OK, maybe this one will attract me in the same way people can't look away from a car wreck...

Mnmom said...

I watched one season once, and that seemed enough for a lifetime. I hated how they'd assign a genre, then tell the contestants "Dawg, this just isn't your genre". Well no freaking kidding!!
And highlighting obviously troubled or challenged people just seemed way too mean.

 

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