"Okay, who peed in these gloves before I put them on?"
And there is your caption for August, supplied by Bond. This is his first time as a Firecrotch, so I hope he can stand the heat.
Sorry for taking so long to pick this month's winner, folks, but as I said, I'm on vacation. (I'm not in a tropical paradise or anything, so you don't have to envy me too much.) And because I'm on vacation, I'm not going to the trouble of picking runners up this time around. But I'll give the Extra Achievement Award to Doc for entering so many damn times.