Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Curses! Oscared Again!

Hey fans and friends and odds and ends, I'm over at YourTango today with an article about the supposed Best Actress Oscar curse. That's the curse that ends relationships, not the one that ends with people being dragged to hell, or the one that causes sandbags to fall on people's heads, or the one that brings mummies to life to sink cruise ships. Get your curses straight. Anyway, you should check it out. And then help me figure out how to get Eddie Vedder's wife an Academy Award. Or Ewan McGregor's wife. Or both. Don't worry about how I get him/them to come to me after the curse strikes. Plans A-Y are completed and I'm confident that Plan Z will be done in time.


Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

Going to read it now...

Isnt the curse that their husbands feel emasculated by their wives' success, and cheat and the marriages go down in flames?

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I read it all! Silly men, being all put out by their sexy ladies being successful. However, maybe it's the women sometimes. Maybe they're all "I have an effing OSCAR I'm going to go get me an upgrade!"


I hear Ewan has one of those "open relationship" thingies (rumour) so maybe you can get you some of that sandwich after all. Ha!

Coaster Punchman said...

Michael Johns is going to be hurt by this flirting of yours.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Great article! And so informative. For example, the very useful reminder that Annette Bening is married to Warren Beatty. I keep forgetting that she isn't gay. Wow she really is a great actor!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

he is touching her butt!

Marie said...

Hard to register a "curse" when the usually Hollywood marriage lasts about 1.3 months.


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