Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Guest Post: Finn

Hi there, I'm Finn. I'm blogging. I'm a dog and I'm blogging. I probably deserve several handfuls of treats for this. Send them through the Intertubes now, please.


Anyway, I just thought you might all be wondering where BeckEye has been lately. Because other than on American Idol nights, she's been kinda M.I.A.

It's quite simple, really. SHE'S MINE NOW. Hahahahwoofwoofhaha! Suck on that, bipeds!

Sure, sometimes she tries to blog, but I have ways of distracting her. Like, I'll threaten to pee on the floor. (Hey, I'm house-trained and all, so I wouldn't really do that. But humans are very jumpy. Really. Just sniff the carpet for more than 30 seconds and watch how quickly your human drops what it's doing to pay attention to you.) Or I'll keep jumping on her while she's trying to type, occasionally swatting her in the boob with one of my big, meaty paws. Or I'll just do this thing I do with my ears...the one down, one up thing. See it? I don't know why, but that always gets her right in the palm of my paw.

Don't worry, BeckEye's had these blogging lulls before and she always bounces back eventually. So I'm not gonna feel too bad about stealing most of her time right now. Especially since nothing is really going on in the entertainment world. I mean, if she's got 20 minutes to either squeeze in a post about the royal wedding (YAWN) or lay on the floor and scratch my belly, I'm gonna win every time.

P.S. - No, I was not named after the guy from Glee. (Don't be stupid. You know BeckEye's a Jesse St. James girl.) What else would one name an epically awesome, fair-haired warrior?

12 comments:

Travis Cody said...

I don't know if you had a chance to watch DWTS this week. If not, search out Kirstie and Maks on youtube. First of all, I think you'll get a kick out of their Foxtrot to American Woman.

Yes...they danced Foxtrot to American Woman.

But you'll get an even bigger kick out of their rehearsal visitor...your man John Travolta. It's a funny bit.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Adorable puppies with rakish scars on their noses will win out over ones and zeroes every time. Resistance is futile!

Mike said...

love dogs. I am putty.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

My cat was called Finn. I'm sure she'd be thrilled to hear of someone carrying on the tradition. Even if it was a *spit* canine. :)

FINN IS CUTE!

tennysoneehemingway said...

He'd keep me away from blogging too.

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

I love your bloggie doggie...

sooo cute!

SkylersDad said...

Montana and Yordi here commenting for Sky-dad. We want to sniff your butt.

That is all.

Scope said...

Is his last name "McCool"?

Cora said...

Ohhhhhhh, you're named after THAT Finn. I see. And here I thought BeckEye was just a really, really, really big Crowded House and Split Enz fan. Go fig.

Zeitgeisty said...

Aw, what a precious puppy!

Kind of like Paul McDonald without the STDs...

Dale said...

If I had a fish, I would name him Finn.

words...words...words... said...

Finn, you seem like a great dude and you're awfully cute.

And you didn't even mention Damon Albarn ONCE. I think a coup is in order!

 

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