Saturday, June 25, 2011

An Open Letter to Moronic Amazonians

Dear Amazon customers,

I'm sorry that you ordered a CD that didn't arrive, was scratched, smelled like feet, or suffered some other non-musical problem. But why don't you try taking your issue to Customer Service instead of giving the actual record a one-star rating? I can assure you that the artists who worked hard on their music and hope to have it reviewed objectively had nothing to do with the UPS truck tire-sized marks all over your smashed package.

Sincerely annoyed,



So. Cal. Gal said...

Some people can't separate the item from the service. Those people are what I call 'stupid'. : )

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

Best blog post title ever!

And a good point too --- somtimes I read the comments or reviews on Amazon and I think that grade six is way too easy if these jerkwads made it through.

Scope said...

In my best "Comic Book Guy" voice:

"Best review of a review. Ever."

The Vegetable Assassin said...


The number of time I've said fruity words after reading things of that ilk. I always check out hotels online before booking something on the cheap side and half the reviews are like, "This is the WORST hotel ever, my $49 a night room had NO HOT TUB and I couldn't see the ocean from my window!" Let me in a room with all those people for just ONE minute with a firearm... The world would be a better place, that's all I'm saying.

Travis Cody said...

That's like saying you didn't like the song because the radio had too much static while you were trying to listen to it.


Logical Libby said...

I actually blame everything on Justin Biber. Including Vietnam.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

This is one case where it is preferable to shoot the messenger.

Alice said...

ARGH YES. "i am leaving a 1 star review because i was supposed to get my package on sunday and i got it on tuesday AND the box was sort of crushed and i'm really upset about it.

the shoes are really great though, i would totally buy these again."


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