American Idol 11: San Diego, Haiku Style

Well, I said in my previous recap that I wouldn't be able to recap this week's mess for you, but I didn't realize that there was a show airing right after the Giants/49ers game. However, since I am leaving for Savannah today, I don't really have time to do a full-fledged recap. And since I did a haiku-style recap of last year's Los Angeles auditions, I figured that would be a fitting way to quickly blow through another California city. Sadly, I have no time for Photoshoppage, so I'm just recycling the same pic I used last time. Don't worry, there will be some good Photoshop creations this year. Just like these wannabe singers, I must share my talent with the world.

hopefuls auditioned
on the U.S.S. Midway
in San Diego

foghorns and airplanes
ruin several auditions
a blessing for some

dumb slut Jennifer
sings Jessica, Mariah
stick to hooking, dear

then Ashley Robles
tries too hard to be Whitney
gets a yes, of course

wow, Jayrah Gibson
seems a little bit goofy
but sings well, goes through

then it's a montage
bunch of Hollywood-bound kids
we'll not see again

Aubree Dieckmeyer
dolt thinks she's on Top Model
can't wait for her FAIL

Ali Shields is nuts
loves Ellen, raps, sings so-so
crazy makes the cut

Tyler greets Day 2
preps to hear same Adele song
for six effing hours

teenager Kyle Crews
that frat boy who serenades girls
cheeseball, but good voice

Jane Carrey, Jim's kid
two when Jen was a Fly Girl
ha! i like this chick

Jason "Wolf" Hamlin
plays "git-fiddle," Creedence, Cash
makes it to next round

53 people
chosen from San Diego
next stop is Aspen