The Pop Eye: Happy 58th, John Travolta!

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Happy 58th, John Travolta!

Here's wishing a Happy Birthday to my first love. You've come a long way, Johnny. But I really hope you saved that awesome jacket.

4 comments:

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...: Wow... 58, huh?

Happy Birthday Vinnie Barbarino!!!; 2/18/2012 11:10 PM
Scope said...: Well, he didn't save the hair...; 2/19/2012 9:29 AM
Knot said...: Wow, he's 58? I remember watching Welcome Back Kotter. I'm old.; 2/20/2012 5:29 AM
Macy said...: 58????

This is worse than hearing that David Bowie is now 60; 2/22/2012 2:51 AM

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