And The American Idol Finale Winner Is...

Yeah, so Phillip Phillips was crowned the American Idol about an hour ago. Everyone knows this. And some of us *ahem* predicted it quite some time ago. It was fairly anti-climactic. And even though Phillip(s) won the competition, he didn't win the NIGHT. Not by a long shot.

The real winner(s) of the American Idol Finale are Fantasia + Mantasia. Together at last! Their version of Elton John's "Take Me to the Pilot" (henceforth known as "Take Me Take Me Yeah Yeah Yeeeeeeah Whooooaaaaaa Yeah to the Take Me Take Me Yeah YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Uhhhhh Whoaaa Ohhh Mmmm Huh Yeah Yeah YEAH") was the g-d funniest thing I've seen/heard in a long-ass time. Oh man. The wailing. The grunting. The growling. The wailing. The costumes. (Apparently there isn't enough fabric in the world to cover Fanny's legs.) The jerky dance moves. The wailing. Fantasia's weave. The way they got cut off at the end for refusing to shut up. The wailing. I only wish that Lord Cowell had been around to witness it. In his honor, I give the performance 4 WTFs.

I may have an actual recap of the Finale at some point tomorrow but, as usual, it was mostly pointless filler. This was truly the best part. Unless you count Jessica Sanchez attempting to out-diva crazy Jennifer Holliday while trying to remain a safe distance from her horse mouth. That was pretty hilarious as well.


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