More of those oddly fascinating stories from the world of entertainment...
Bobby McFerrin has decided to take time off from touring. - Umm, ok. I think the majority of us thought you fell off of the face of the Earth in 1988, after "Don't Worry, Be Happy" wore out its welcome. But, whatever. Gee, we'll all miss you Bobby.
Demi and Ashton are trying to have a baby. - Demi, Demi, Demi. Why? You already have 3 (or is it 4?) kids. Your body is probably in the greatest shape of your life at 42. Why rock the boat? You've already got a boyfriend who's young enough to be your son, and there were no labor pains involved. Just sit back and bask in the glow of having it all. Well, with the minor exception of a viable movie career, but you had a good run, honey. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly calls Jennifer Aniston "homely", then apologizes. - Jen was quoted as saying that the remark "ruined her night", after reading the article. Jen, have you seen Kimberly Stewart? I know no one likes to be called ugly, but I wouldn't be too upset if the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock said it.
Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham admits she's never read a book. - We never doubted you for a minute, Vic.
Fiona Apple's new album is finally ready for release. - Yay! Fiona's back! It's only taken her 6 years to carefully smudge her black eyeliner and pretend she has something to say. The new record is sure to please those of you who are suffering from a pretentious bullshit deficiency in your musical lives.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie both have movies coming out this fall. - What is that I see on the horizon? It looks like four horsemen, but I can't quite make them out...
Bobby McFerrin has decided to take time off from touring. - Umm, ok. I think the majority of us thought you fell off of the face of the Earth in 1988, after "Don't Worry, Be Happy" wore out its welcome. But, whatever. Gee, we'll all miss you Bobby.
Demi and Ashton are trying to have a baby. - Demi, Demi, Demi. Why? You already have 3 (or is it 4?) kids. Your body is probably in the greatest shape of your life at 42. Why rock the boat? You've already got a boyfriend who's young enough to be your son, and there were no labor pains involved. Just sit back and bask in the glow of having it all. Well, with the minor exception of a viable movie career, but you had a good run, honey. Don't worry. Be happy.
Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly calls Jennifer Aniston "homely", then apologizes. - Jen was quoted as saying that the remark "ruined her night", after reading the article. Jen, have you seen Kimberly Stewart? I know no one likes to be called ugly, but I wouldn't be too upset if the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock said it.
Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham admits she's never read a book. - We never doubted you for a minute, Vic.
Fiona Apple's new album is finally ready for release. - Yay! Fiona's back! It's only taken her 6 years to carefully smudge her black eyeliner and pretend she has something to say. The new record is sure to please those of you who are suffering from a pretentious bullshit deficiency in your musical lives.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie both have movies coming out this fall. - What is that I see on the horizon? It looks like four horsemen, but I can't quite make them out...
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The world must be ending.
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Kimberly is Rod's daughter--give her a break!
I could do an entire post just answering your very clever answers. Great post for a hot summer day
I'm so money and I don't even know it.
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