Monday, April 02, 2007

Variations on a Theme / Amendment to the Sexy List

Okay fellas, at the count of three, look to your left and flash your sexiest smirk.

Pictured (l-r): Hot, Hotter and Hottest. Or, as their mamas call them, Matthew, Bradley and Dierks. (Oh my!)

Whenever I make any kind of "favorites" list, I always notice at least one glaring omission after the deed is done. This time, I'm kicking myself for leaving Dierks Bentley off of this year's Sexiest Men list. I remembered Bradley Cooper, but somehow blanked on Dierks, who is clearly his studly superior.

Now, I know some of you might be thinking, especially after looking at the pics above, that Matthew McConaughey should be on there too. Don't worry, he's probably #11 or #12. He was named Sexiest Man Alive in '05, so I doubt he'll be too upset about my ranking.

Since I'm too lazy to go back and rearrange my list, I'll just leave it as-is and make my corrections here. Apologies to Jesse Bradford; I have to knock him out of the #10 slot. Sorry, but it had to be done. Everyone just moves down a notch and then I can just squeeze Dierks in between Bradley and Ewan which, I imagine, is not a bad place to be.

Yee-haw. What was I thinkin'?


Les Becker said...

How could you leave Matthew McConnoughhoweveryouspellit off that list?! And why did I not think of it until now, either?! Nah. Johnny Depp he isn't. He can be 12.

Turnbaby said...

Dierks became infinitely more hot to me once shorn. Yum oh!

Turnbaby said...


it went through on the first try!

Travis said...

I see...exercising your female prerogative to change your mind.

LoraLoo said...

Okay, those three pictures are NOT the same guy, right? But they should all be from the same gene pool. Something (logic based on your post) tells me they're not, or I'm just too tired. Hmmmmm... still hot, just the same. :)

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

What are you? Mental?

Look at Dierks' ridiculous Michael Bolton hair!

No no no!


deadspot said...

What were you thinking? I bet you were probably wondering if you can just squeeze in between Bradley and Ewan... :)

Angell said...

Surfed over from Trav's Thoughts. GREAT LIST. Billy Currington - yummmmmmmmmmmm.

I don't know who Bradley Cooper is, but I am damn sure going to find out!!

BeckEye said...

Who dares to mention Michael Bolton within a sexy man post? And in the same sentence as Dierks, no less?


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