And there you have it, kids - the winning caption! There were many good ones, but this one just made me laugh the hardest. Really, it was a toss-up between this one and Deadspot's very timely fusion of Lindsay's antics with Britney's most recent missive. However, there can be only one winner, so victory belongs to Happy Villain!
Happy Villain, you have won the coveted "Firecrotch of the Month" award. You will be featured in my sidebar in all your glory until the next caption contest comes along. (Actually, that's just a generic cartoon "you," but it's not my fault that you choose to hide your lovely countenance from Blogland.) Here is your Official Firecrotch seal...wear it loud, wear it proud.
Thanks to my eldest bro, Mr. Yak, for the graphic. It and the sidebar showcase may get spiffier eventually, but right now my template is giving me a headache.
Comments
I got to come first!
this time.
I read your tags, now I know who it is.
Does this make me a bad person?
Apologies, I do not have to go to work until November, I've nothing else with which to occupy my time.
dammit, what am I doing? I'm helping the enemy (Paris)!
- or something along those lines.
You'd think that someone who gets photographed so often would know enough to do something about those scaly elbows, wouldn't you?
That's all I've got.
"Gee, I've never done it with just one guy, and while I was FACING him before."
I had another one about inserting that cigarette where the sun doesn't shine, but I'll stop now.
~Jef
"You see, rehab does work"
Ack..that's no good, must think of something else.
"The Trouble With Angels" and "The Parent Trap" were responsible for the deaths of the many trees needed to make the copious Kleenex required.
Your brother really did a good job on the graphic. He really makes your firecrtoch come alive.
For those of you who aren't convinced that that pic is of Lindsay (*coughKarencough*), here is the link with all of the shots from that skank-a-riffic July 4th party.