An Open Letter to Christopher Walken


Dearest Chris,

I love you, man. Everyone does. You've been in some great movies. But for the love of cowbell, please learn how to say "no."

I deliver this message with the utmost respect so, um, please don't hurt me. That is all.



Love,
BeckEye

Comments

Barbara Bruederlin said…
This made me lol for many reasons, one of them being I just watched a play in which Christopher Walken (not the real one of course) read to us from The Sausage Book.
8/15/2007 11:58 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
He is someone who I thought would've made enough money not to take such ridiculous projects, but then my subconcious replays "and you...you are part cantelope" and I forgive him again.

BTW, it's posted, so come on over and get angry with me.
8/15/2007 11:59 PM
LoraLoo said…
Okay, the movie looks really stupid, but Christopher Walken would get me to see it... Definitely in the Sunday-afternoon-nothing's-on-TV sense, but nonetheless...
8/16/2007 1:41 AM
Unknown said…
I love him so much I'm willing to cut him endless slack.

And, no, I doubt if Britney can do better . . .
8/16/2007 9:57 AM
Anonymous said…
He's running for President!
If I could vote, I'd vote for him.
8/16/2007 10:43 AM
Alice said…
man, he and robin williams both. they can be so good! although to be fair, i think walken is good no matter what, just sometimes in bad movies. williams is sometimes just terrible while in terrible movies.
8/16/2007 10:44 AM
Artful Dodger said…
He should do a move on his SNL character "The Continental". That would be soooo funny.^_^
8/16/2007 11:45 AM
Cup said…
Have you considered managing his career?
8/16/2007 12:47 PM
Bar L. said…
Thank you on behalf of all his embarrassed fans.
8/16/2007 4:07 PM
Perplexio said…
My favorite Walken performance is as the mob boss in Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead... He has some great lines in that film.

I have no desire to see Balls of Fury.
8/16/2007 6:00 PM
Joe said…
Oh come ON, how could could you miss with a concept like this one?
8/16/2007 6:22 PM
Dale said…
I just saw the trailer for this earlier and his part looked the funniest of all.
8/16/2007 6:34 PM
Anonymous said…
On the IMDB link one of the message board entries is titled:

"Why aren't there more people complaining about this movie being retarded"

Heh!
8/16/2007 8:47 PM
chelene said…
I like his outfit in the trailer though.
8/16/2007 9:56 PM
J.D. said…
He was in Gigli too...
8/16/2007 10:01 PM
Travis Cody said…
Can I sign the petition too?
8/17/2007 1:25 AM
cube said…
Walken is such a good actor, it is a shame when he's in a string of bad movies.

Then again, maybe he just likes to have fun while he works. You know, avoiding the angst of the hard-hitting emotional roles. Actors can be quite delicate creatures.
8/17/2007 10:18 AM
Chancelucky said…
He has to find a way to pay the bill for whatever it is that he did to his face.
8/20/2007 10:01 AM
Coaster Punchman said…
Poor George and I LOVED this movie! Ok, so we have an inside view of Chinese and ping-pong (PG is a champ and played it in the Gay Olympics!)

On another note, how ugly do you think Christopher is? People say he's a dog, but I don't think he's so bad. In a quirky kind of way.
10/13/2007 8:29 AM
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