Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Caption Crotch-test Contest #3

"OMG, y'all, you should SEE how upset Jayden James gets when I take away his Cheetos! He just CRIES and CRIES! He's such a BABY! Hahaha!!"



And there it is...the winning caption, provided by Alice!

I was somewhat torn between this one and Splotchy's, but Alice's quote won out because I believe that it transcends "comedy" and lands in the realm of "actual stuff that happens in Britney's house on a daily basis." Plus, Splotchy still hasn't completed the interview that I sent him a gazillion weeks ago, so he doesn't deserve that Firecrotch badge. Not yet.

Hence, Alice, that burning sensation in your loins is perfectly normal. Do not consult your doctor. Toss out all your undies and scream it from the rooftops that you are...

25 comments:

whatpushesmybuttons said...

hmm...first time trying this.

How bout:

"KFed's dick was how small???"

Barbara Bruederlin said...

"Oh stop, hahaha that's hilarious, you're killing me! hahaha I just pissed on your upholstery!"

"hahaha you stupid bitch, it's your car!"

"oh yeah! hahaha"

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Okay that was more of a scenario than a caption. I disqualify myself.

cooper green said...

"Hey, Thelma," said Louise, "I've never seen the Grand Canyon, have you? It's just down the road, let's drop in for a visit!"

Freida Bee said...

"Omigawd, Did you see that? I just so puked on that cop's crotch and he, like, still didn't give us a ticket!"

Skylers Dad said...

See, I told you I could take a bigger dick than you!!

Tootsie said...

My saying:

Lindsay Lohan....OMG, she's so messed up!

Bond said...

"no no really, he didn't even know who I was as I rocked his world! And when I left I took his entire stash, back to my place for some toking bitch."

Happy Villain said...

...And I was like, "The clap?! Is that all? Boy, you got way worse than that NOW!" Hahahaha...

Mike said...

Hello,

We would like to do an interview with you about your blog for
www.BlogInterviewer.com . We'd like to give you the opportunity to
give us some insight on the "person behind the blog."

It would just take a few minutes of your time. The interview form can
be submitted online at http://bloginterviewer.com/submit-an-interview

Best regards,

Mike Thomas

X. Dell said...

Omigod! I can't believe you left it there.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Britney: Like, it's a win-win situation! I put all my money into Rheddi-whip stock and I've been doing whip-ets for two weeks in a row!

Alice said...

(is it too late to submit a caption?)

"omg, y'all, you should SEE how upset jayden james gets when i take away his cheetos! he just CRIES and CRIES! he's such a BABY! hahaha!!"

Slave to the dogs said...

"Can you believe Maroon 5 was pulling for me last night, y'all? Levine just wants to get with me, but he ain't got no chance at hitting this hotness after he's dated that cow Jessica Simpson. OMG! As IF! I'd rather f@*k Criss Angel again!"

I'm sure I could come up with something better if I'd actually watched that drivel, but all I saw were highlights.

Splotchy said...

Britney: "Why don't I ride in your lap like a BABY!!"

Molie said...

"Ha ha ha! I can't believe I went shopping in only a shirt! You owe me twenty bucks!"

Flannery Alden said...

Sadly, there was to be no dementor's kiss as they both lack souls.

Splotchy said...

My wife would also like to weigh in.

Britney: "Can you smell the onions?!"

Artful Dodger said...

I only know Britney and not the other one, but maybe it should say...

Confucious say: No comment too easy

or

Fun after the white trash farting match.

An80sNut said...

"And then... I'm going to go out there in Elton John's black sequined bikini ."

Splotchy said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

And I wrote a fart joke for you.

rhet said...

what are cheetos

Tanya Espanya said...

Bwahahahahahah! Those are all excellent! Those are some excellent bloggies you have Beckeye.

pistols at dawn said...

That would have been awesome to win that contest and finally have a legit reason for all the burning sensations.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

hahahaha Alice, you rock! That was awesome.

(I was wondering who the hell Jayden James was.)

 

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