"OMG, y'all, you should SEE how upset Jayden James gets when I take away his Cheetos! He just CRIES and CRIES! He's such a BABY! Hahaha!!"
And there it is...the winning caption, provided by Alice!
I was somewhat torn between this one and Splotchy's, but Alice's quote won out because I believe that it transcends "comedy" and lands in the realm of "actual stuff that happens in Britney's house on a daily basis." Plus, Splotchy still hasn't completed the interview that I sent him a gazillion weeks ago, so he doesn't deserve that Firecrotch badge. Not yet.
Hence, Alice, that burning sensation in your loins is perfectly normal. Do not consult your doctor. Toss out all your undies and scream it from the rooftops that you are...
And there it is...the winning caption, provided by Alice!
I was somewhat torn between this one and Splotchy's, but Alice's quote won out because I believe that it transcends "comedy" and lands in the realm of "actual stuff that happens in Britney's house on a daily basis." Plus, Splotchy still hasn't completed the interview that I sent him a gazillion weeks ago, so he doesn't deserve that Firecrotch badge. Not yet.
Hence, Alice, that burning sensation in your loins is perfectly normal. Do not consult your doctor. Toss out all your undies and scream it from the rooftops that you are...
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How bout:
"KFed's dick was how small???"
"hahaha you stupid bitch, it's your car!"
"oh yeah! hahaha"
Lindsay Lohan....OMG, she's so messed up!
"omg, y'all, you should SEE how upset jayden james gets when i take away his cheetos! he just CRIES and CRIES! he's such a BABY! hahaha!!"
I'm sure I could come up with something better if I'd actually watched that drivel, but all I saw were highlights.
Britney: "Can you smell the onions?!"
Confucious say: No comment too easy
or
Fun after the white trash farting match.
And I wrote a fart joke for you.
(I was wondering who the hell Jayden James was.)