It's a Britney Poll, Bitch

I'm sure you've all heard by now that Britney Spears will be opening the horror-fest commonly known as the MTV Video Music Awards. It should come as no surprise that Brit would be the star attraction on an awards show held in Las Vegas, home of legalized prostitution.

Since Britney's past VMA appearances have been nothing short of ass-tacular, everyone is wondering what she has in store this year. How can she top the sparkly flesh suit? The disgusting display of beastiality with that poor snake? The disgusting display of beastiality with Madonna? What do she and "collaborator," Criss Angel, have up their sleeves? All I know so far is that it's going to be something with a bunch of Mindfreaky smoke and mirrors, which, I guess, will make the lip synching less obvious.

The biggest question on everyone's minds is what will Britney be wearing?? I have a few ideas, but I thought I'd put it to y'all to help me figure it out. So, without further ado, here is the first-ever Pop Eye poll! (And when you're done with that, don't forget to get in on the Britney caption contest!)

What will Britney wear for her VMA performance?

	A sharp pant-suit with sensible pumps
	One of Jayden James' onesies, fishnet thigh-highs and Crocs
	The designer gown her dog shat on, paired with flip-flops
	An "I Love Criss Angel" T-shirt, ripped jeans and tennis shoes
	A mini-dress fashioned out of her old hair
	Nothing but panties (oh, the irony)

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If you're one of those people who always votes "other," feel free to other your little heart out in my comments.

By the way, Blogger must hate Mac users, because I can't use the poll function that I've seen other people use. I had to go to an outside source. This poll is brought to you by Quibblo, the number 2 and the letters V and D.