Sunday, October 07, 2007

Caption Crotch-test Contest #4

"You have a valid driver's license, right?"



There you have it...the winning caption! Now that Brit's kids have been taken away, she can't rely on Sean Preston to drive her to her tanning appointments. It's all up to little her little doggie now. I just hope that I don't see these two on an upcoming episode of Animal Cops.

So, October's Firecrotch is none other than the glue that holds all of Blogdom together, Dale. I'm a little tired of Dale winning everything, but his caption made me laugh the hardest so I have to be fair. And, after three consecutive wins by female bloggers, it's kind of refreshing to ignite a man's crotch for a change.

Congrats, Dale! Wear your badge with honor.


29 comments:

pistols at dawn said...

"I swear to God, y'all, I feel like I just dropped 100 pounds of unnecessary weight! Babies are like 50 pounds each, right?"

Skylers Dad said...

"If this bitch ever finds out I ratted her out, I'll need to join Tinkerbell in Witness protection."

matt field said...

britney-this one will never leave me...sigh...

dog-...fuck...

Hot Lemon said...

why is it I never understand what the hell is going on??

Moxie said...

"Wow, Fifi smells just like Cheetos..."

cooper green said...

Not mine, but this one is funny:

Suzel's Sass said...

K-Fed, Mike Vick - someone please rescue me.

Happy Villain said...

New reality show: Pup of Love

Watch weekly as Brit gives up on men and babies, deciding to devote her life to trying to have puppies with Mr. Fuzz instead. Will someone finally explain about inter-species love to her?

Chancelucky said...

It seems to me like she should do Dancing with the Stars. It's roughly where her career is right now.

deadspot said...

"I thought only dogs sniffed my butt."

Bond said...

If I hold on tight enough this one will never get away

DOG: hey Mr. Photographer, if I let loose and pee all over her will you share the royalty check?

Les Becker said...

"How hard can I squish this one...?"

Slave to the dogs said...

Damn this puppy is soft! Who can I get to kill it to make me some new hair extensions?

Dale said...

You have a valid driver's license right?

Artful Dodger said...

"Uh-oh, did Fluffy do a poo-poo?" Yes that was lame i know.

Tenacious S said...

Y'all, like the UV rays from the sunlamp might of leaked into my breast milk. This is my first chance to tan in years. Oh yeah, I didn't breast feed.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Britney (to dog): "Now that the kids are gone, we can do that handy trick with the peanut butter."

Dog: Oh God, NO!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Come on, Mr Muggles, this time it's your turn for a hair cut.

Writeprocrastinator said...

"Wow, Lindsay is right. An eight-ball is soooo much easier on deviated septum, when it's cut with flea-powder."

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

"Mmmm, you smell better than mah panties."

Grant Miller said...

Is she smelling the dog's ass? Not that I blame her or anything.

Writeprocrastinator said...

"I love the smell of dog in the morning...it smells like, drive-through rehab."

Coaster Punchman said...

I have some great prescription ointment that can help with firecrotch.

deadspot said...

Well done, Dale.

Writeprocrastinator said...

A huge congratulations, Dale. It couldn't have gone to a nicer guy, which makes it hurt all the more.

Excuse me, will someone spot me a box of Kleenex? I'm just going to go over to the corner over there and cry.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Well done, Dale. Our suspicions about your firecrotchedness have been confirmed.

Les Becker said...

I gotta tell you, I was disappointed I hadn't won until I saw the award. My blog has a PG rating - what would THAT display have done? Whew!

Congrats, Dale!

Dale said...

I'm not sure I'm worthy Beckeye since I laughed at a lot of the other entries but being the selfish firecrotch that I am, I'll take it! Thanks.

Bond said...

I am going to have to get my snark on next month I WANT MY CROTCH ON FIRE

nicely done Dal

 

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