Caption Crotch-test Contest #4

"You have a valid driver's license, right?"



There you have it...the winning caption! Now that Brit's kids have been taken away, she can't rely on Sean Preston to drive her to her tanning appointments. It's all up to little her little doggie now. I just hope that I don't see these two on an upcoming episode of Animal Cops.

So, October's Firecrotch is none other than the glue that holds all of Blogdom together, Dale. I'm a little tired of Dale winning everything, but his caption made me laugh the hardest so I have to be fair. And, after three consecutive wins by female bloggers, it's kind of refreshing to ignite a man's crotch for a change.

Congrats, Dale! Wear your badge with honor.


Comments

paperback reader said…
"I swear to God, y'all, I feel like I just dropped 100 pounds of unnecessary weight! Babies are like 50 pounds each, right?"
10/02/2007 6:22 PM
SkylersDad said…
"If this bitch ever finds out I ratted her out, I'll need to join Tinkerbell in Witness protection."
10/02/2007 9:34 PM
matt said…
britney-this one will never leave me...sigh...

dog-...fuck...
10/02/2007 10:54 PM
Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said…
why is it I never understand what the hell is going on??
10/03/2007 11:54 AM
Moxie said…
"Wow, Fifi smells just like Cheetos..."
10/03/2007 12:48 PM
Anonymous said…
Not mine, but this one is funny:
10/03/2007 1:46 PM
Anonymous said…
K-Fed, Mike Vick - someone please rescue me.
10/03/2007 3:06 PM
Happy Villain said…
New reality show: Pup of Love

Watch weekly as Brit gives up on men and babies, deciding to devote her life to trying to have puppies with Mr. Fuzz instead. Will someone finally explain about inter-species love to her?
10/03/2007 3:53 PM
Chancelucky said…
It seems to me like she should do Dancing with the Stars. It's roughly where her career is right now.
10/03/2007 4:40 PM
deadspot said…
"I thought only dogs sniffed my butt."
10/03/2007 4:44 PM
Vinny "Bond" Marini said…
If I hold on tight enough this one will never get away

DOG: hey Mr. Photographer, if I let loose and pee all over her will you share the royalty check?
10/03/2007 4:45 PM
Les Becker said…
"How hard can I squish this one...?"
10/03/2007 4:49 PM
Slave to the dogs said…
Damn this puppy is soft! Who can I get to kill it to make me some new hair extensions?
10/03/2007 5:32 PM
Dale said…
You have a valid driver's license right?
10/03/2007 5:58 PM
Artful Dodger said…
"Uh-oh, did Fluffy do a poo-poo?" Yes that was lame i know.
10/03/2007 6:54 PM
Tenacious S said…
Y'all, like the UV rays from the sunlamp might of leaked into my breast milk. This is my first chance to tan in years. Oh yeah, I didn't breast feed.
10/03/2007 8:35 PM
Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grass said…
Britney (to dog): "Now that the kids are gone, we can do that handy trick with the peanut butter."

Dog: Oh God, NO!
10/03/2007 10:44 PM
Barbara Bruederlin said…
Come on, Mr Muggles, this time it's your turn for a hair cut.
10/03/2007 11:01 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"Wow, Lindsay is right. An eight-ball is soooo much easier on deviated septum, when it's cut with flea-powder."
10/04/2007 11:08 AM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
"Mmmm, you smell better than mah panties."
10/04/2007 11:56 AM
Moderator said…
Is she smelling the dog's ass? Not that I blame her or anything.
10/04/2007 7:05 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"I love the smell of dog in the morning...it smells like, drive-through rehab."
10/05/2007 10:00 PM
Coaster Punchman said…
I have some great prescription ointment that can help with firecrotch.
10/08/2007 8:34 AM
deadspot said…
Well done, Dale.
10/08/2007 9:53 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
A huge congratulations, Dale. It couldn't have gone to a nicer guy, which makes it hurt all the more.

Excuse me, will someone spot me a box of Kleenex? I'm just going to go over to the corner over there and cry.
10/08/2007 10:05 AM
Barbara Bruederlin said…
Well done, Dale. Our suspicions about your firecrotchedness have been confirmed.
10/08/2007 11:05 AM
Les Becker said…
I gotta tell you, I was disappointed I hadn't won until I saw the award. My blog has a PG rating - what would THAT display have done? Whew!

Congrats, Dale!
10/08/2007 11:42 AM
Dale said…
I'm not sure I'm worthy Beckeye since I laughed at a lot of the other entries but being the selfish firecrotch that I am, I'll take it! Thanks.
10/08/2007 8:09 PM
Vinny "Bond" Marini said…
I am going to have to get my snark on next month I WANT MY CROTCH ON FIRE

nicely done Dal
10/09/2007 9:58 AM
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