And there's your winner this month, kids, provided by the sassy Suzel of Suzel's Sass! (Say that five times fast!) She followed BeckEye's golden rule: When in doubt, pun.
Congratulations, Soldier Sass! Your privates have just been promoted. Wear this badge with honor. You're one of the few, the proud, the Firecrotches.
Comments
How about...
"Hmmmmm...I wonder what these little yellow tabs do?"
Or...
"Now really! Can't anyone find me the right nametag?"
Or...
"Watch this! No, come one! Watch! I can make my nipple stand up just by staring at it."
~Jef
I suck at this game.
seriously though, that trinket around her neck could bloody buy world peace.
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call me GI's, tramps, and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down
This isn't a caption, but at first I thought Paris had a second head on her shoulders. A really creepy looking one at that.
Send an email to the Brazil embassj your country and repor the injustice that the brazilian courts are making with this girl
Release on Flavia’s accident and status of the process.
The resignation is to stop the evolution. (David Santos in times without end)
Thank you
Teach your daughter patriotism and hotness by giving her the all new Soldier Tramp Barbie! Accessories include:
--AK-47
--beer goggles
--pregnancy test
--bottle of pennicillin