There it is - the winner of the first caption contest of the year, lovingly supplied by Pistols at Dawn. The girls' crotches were on fire in 2007...could Pistols be paving the way for male domination in 2008?
Now, I know that many of you thought that Beth should have won, so let me explain. Her line, "It's a vagina, Lindsay, not a clown car!" was extremely funny but she admitted to "borrowing" it and, while a very accurate statement about the way Li-Lo treats her "special area," it doesn't really fit the picture. Maybe when the greasy Italian gangbang photos surface, we can put Beth's quote to good use.
I have to also give a shout-out to Gifted Typist, who must have figured out that the quickest way to my heart is through bad puns. Her very simple, groan-worthy, "I kneed you" cracked me up. It was a real knee-slapper. My knee-jerk reaction was to name her the winner, but Pistols gave me money.
By the way, I realize the picture in my sidebar is of Steve Perry, but if you know Pistols like I know Pistols, it makes perfect sense.
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Man: "I'm Mario."
Lindsay: "Were you that guy this afternoon?"
Man: "No."
Lindsay: "Cool."
~Jef
Dude: Nah.
Person on right: I know, I used to be a dude.
BTW, these idiots are totally getting girls to smoke more. I work with a lot of teens and just a few years ago smoking was 'disgusting' and now they are starting to do it again like it's cool. Bitches.
[Not an original line; stole it from a funny blog post I read. But I added the "Lindsey."]
Dude: Nope.
Lindsay: Then why are we smoking?
Regardless who wins Beckeye, Beth should get special mention for the clown car crack. Priceless!
Doc
She: Really? Should I give her a call? A threeway would be hot!
"Wait...who the F are you anyhow?"
"Lindsy Lohan you total loser...I was in movies made by Walt Disney himself"
"Ah...he's dead bitch"
That clown car line is pretty hilarious, though, I've got to admit.
And the Steve Perry pic...I'm not capable of love, BeckEye, but it feels good to be understood. Unfortunately for you, that understanding means you may want to book therapy sessions for the next three years and hope to get a bulk discount.