Thursday, February 21, 2008

American Idol 7 Results: 2/21/08

First results show of the season, and I'm 3 for 4 already. I was right about the two girls - Amy and Joanne were sent packing. I also correctly guessed that Garrett got the boot, but I was genuinely surprised to see Colton go. It should've been Luke Menard, as I predicted, or that smart-ass, Chikezie. I guess that the swashbuckling crooner, Orluko Bloomard, ended up with a bigger percentage of the all-important tween vote.

Yeah, Orluko Bloomard isn't as funny as Chrustin Richardslake. I'm afraid nothing ever will be.


Chancelucky said...

I was a little surprised by Colton, but I did figure out why he was smiling during that song. I think he thought he was singing Suspicious Mimes.

Anonymous said...

I was hoping my girl Joanne would have stayed a bit longer. I have to admit there's some decent talent this year.

Falwless said...

I was SO glad to see Garrett go. That performance of his was horrid. Even last night I found myself wanting to fast-forward through his farewell replay. Make. It. Stop.

What a swoonable bunch of guys this year, topped by Jason Castro and Michael Johns. YUM.

P.S. LOVE your blog! I'm coming back. Often.

cube said...

I was shocked that the pumpkin-hued Chacuzzi didn't get the boot. He deserved it more than Colton.

Gifted Typist said...

Next to go:
Not-so-Amazing-Grace Kristy
I'm-bit-too-blond,-curly-and-sneaky Brooke
Dirt-under-lower-lip David Cook
And Lantren-Jaw Luke

I liked Joanne - she had a vibe I liked - she shouldn't have been voted off.

anandamide said...

I know this is evil of me, but I'm glad to see Joanne go, because I was already sick of her describing how she was "a plus size model", like we were supposed to feel sorry for her....y'know what? a lot of people are plus-size without even being models......

Dale said...

Haha, thank you for that Chancelucky!

Can't we just go back to calling them fat models?


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