Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Caption Crotch-test Contest #9

What happened to chivalry? Isn't there any guy who will push in a lady's stool anymore?



And there is this month's winning caption, provided by Skyler's Dad, who chewed through his leather straps just in time to enter the contest. Well played, sir!

I had a hard time choosing a winner this time around, as there were four main contenders: Skyler's Dad, Splotchy (catch my baby!), Doorknob Dan (the spine-breaking-in-half scenario), and Bubs (only because I have a strange fascination with anal bleaching). However, I'm a sucker for classic dirty punchlines, so Skyler's Dad wins! I'll bet Skyler has never been more proud of his firecrotchety father! Flame on!

37 comments:

Red said...

I suck at these caption things, but I think I should win this at some point. Being as I AM an actual firecrotch and all...

Splotchy said...

Somebody catch my baby!

Falwless said...

Stick your dick in, son.



GET IT???? DICKINSON????


K, that was lame. I'll be back with better.

Historical Wit said...

I am the great cornholeio! I need TP for my bunghole!

Slave to the dogs said...

Mystery Prize Dispenser!!!!!

INSERT COIN HERE

Chris said...

All I can do is sit here giggling.

Edge said...

Can you smell it now?

~Jef

doorknob_dan said...

Here there be dragons.

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"I farted....wanna fuck?"

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Laser vaginal rejuvenation therapy gone wrong, horribly wrong.

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Withering up bad in the sun, Janice Dickinson was 90% of the way to entering herself.

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If only Janice Dickinson would shut her mouth, she'd be more attractive. Also, she'd need to be more attractive to be more attractive.

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Ejactulation scooper.

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Janice Dickinson's 176 year old spine finally broke in half, much to the dismay of rollerbladers on Venice Beach.

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"I'm not ancient, I'm just 78 years more easy!"

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Again, Janice found herself getting off the ground and dusting herself off after tripping over her own labia.

fran said...

Janice Dickinson responds to a reporter's query about where she gets all her ideas.

Distributorcap said...

here asshole, the sun does shine here!

Bubs said...

The anal bleaching worked like a charm, I'm ready for my closeup!

Seriously, I stink at thinking up these captions. But I am fascinated by the fact that her breasts have stayed frozen in place on her chest even as she bends over upside down.

Happy Villain said...

"See?! My head is not up my ass! It's below it."

SkylersDad said...

What happened to chivalry? Isn't there any guy who will push in a ladies stool anymore?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

"your name here"

Ach, I give up, I'm crap at these things.

M@ said...

Jesus!

Writeprocrastinator said...

Quoth the Peter Griffith-

Milk-milk-lemonade
Around the corner
Fudge is made!

Suze's Sass said...

Janice has had one too many plastic surgerys - hence her head now starting to come out of her ass.

Brent McKee said...

The only place where I'm still a virgin. But not for long!

Dale said...

My nail's stuck!! (Nobody else would nail her would they?)

Leonesse said...

Gravity defying tits, a tightened vajayjay, and you, Big Boy, right here.

Leonesse said...

How do I spell relief? B-A-R-F.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Janice: No, seriously, the monkeys will be coming out of there any minute, my crack pipe told me so.

Bluez said...

I thought I shit my pants but I only farted!

cube said...

Who is Janice Dickinson and why is she flaunting her crotch? That's what I want to know.

Gifted Typist said...

"Cheeky woman gives birth to self"

Artful Dodger said...

"Throw the ball and watch how I catch it."

Lame I know.

Gifted Typist said...

It's a ad for the David Lynch's Twin Peaks sequel:
Twin Cheeks.

Bond said...

"Watch while I shove my head right up my arse. No no, really, I do it all the time."

Jon said...

"This is the only part of my body that's still real!"

Historical Wit said...

Open mouth, insert foot.

Manx said...

"Put your finger in my butt and make a wish."

Scott Booker said...

LMAO!!! I wish I could get more people to do my caption page too!! The people that come to yours are hilarious!!!!!!

Too funny!!!

And Sklyers Dad has something there. A guy can not even pull a wedgie out for a woman without getting slapped or the police called. It sucks!

SkylersDad said...

Thanks a ton!
http://skylersdad.blogspot.com/2008/04/i-told-myself-i-wouldnt-cry.html

Alice said...

congrats, skyler's dad!! bwaaahaha i love it.

so i made it to nyc this weekend, but it was the most poorly organized trip EVER. i was with some very "plan as you go" sorts, and ended up way out in brooklyn sat night, AND home w/my friend by like 9:30. not quite the crazy nyc trips i'm used to. next time, by gum...

Dale said...

Good choosing Beckeye! Good chewing Skyler's Dad!

Lee Ann said...

Haha...good one!
Have a great week Beck!
~xo
Lee Ann

pistols at dawn said...

Well done, SD! I had nothing for this one, much like I'd have nothing for Janis herself.

 

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