And there is this month's winning caption, provided by Skyler's Dad, who chewed through his leather straps just in time to enter the contest. Well played, sir!
I had a hard time choosing a winner this time around, as there were four main contenders: Skyler's Dad, Splotchy (catch my baby!), Doorknob Dan (the spine-breaking-in-half scenario), and Bubs (only because I have a strange fascination with anal bleaching). However, I'm a sucker for classic dirty punchlines, so Skyler's Dad wins! I'll bet Skyler has never been more proud of his firecrotchety father! Flame on!
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GET IT???? DICKINSON????
K, that was lame. I'll be back with better.
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~Jef
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"I farted....wanna fuck?"
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Laser vaginal rejuvenation therapy gone wrong, horribly wrong.
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Withering up bad in the sun, Janice Dickinson was 90% of the way to entering herself.
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If only Janice Dickinson would shut her mouth, she'd be more attractive. Also, she'd need to be more attractive to be more attractive.
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Ejactulation scooper.
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Janice Dickinson's 176 year old spine finally broke in half, much to the dismay of rollerbladers on Venice Beach.
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"I'm not ancient, I'm just 78 years more easy!"
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Again, Janice found herself getting off the ground and dusting herself off after tripping over her own labia.
Seriously, I stink at thinking up these captions. But I am fascinated by the fact that her breasts have stayed frozen in place on her chest even as she bends over upside down.
Ach, I give up, I'm crap at these things.
Milk-milk-lemonade
Around the corner
Fudge is made!
Lame I know.
Twin Cheeks.
Too funny!!!
And Sklyers Dad has something there. A guy can not even pull a wedgie out for a woman without getting slapped or the police called. It sucks!
http://skylersdad.blogspot.com/2008/04/i-told-myself-i-wouldnt-cry.html
so i made it to nyc this weekend, but it was the most poorly organized trip EVER. i was with some very "plan as you go" sorts, and ended up way out in brooklyn sat night, AND home w/my friend by like 9:30. not quite the crazy nyc trips i'm used to. next time, by gum...
Have a great week Beck!
~xo
Lee Ann