Monday, May 19, 2008

Their Future Spawn May Destroy Music Once and For All

Ashlee Simpson married Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz over the weekend.


I'll wait for someone to care.


Anyone?


They had a theme wedding. An Alice in Wonderland-themed wedding.


Still don't care?

Yeah, me neither.

And yet I continue.

Supposedly, "a source" has confirmed that the rumors that Ashlee is knocked up are true. No word on who the source is. I can only imagine that at some point during the reception, one of the other Fall Out boys ran through the room in a white rabbit suit yelling, "She's late, she's late!"

22 comments:

Alice said...

HAAAAAAAAAaaaa. oh god, that was terrible. i loved it.

Writeprocrastinator said...

If it puts an end to both of their music careers? Then I am all for it.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Actually, a friend of a friend of mine in Norway cares.

And apparently his dog was the ring-bearer. DOn't ask me how I know that.

bloody awful poetry said...

Gosh, that poor Norwegian friend of a friend, Barbara! You should help him get a hobby.

And their spawn will probably be born with black eyeliner already on.

FranIAm said...

My eyes! My eyes!

Where is the damn internet eye wash station when I need it????!!!!

Not that I really care. (about them, my eyes- i do care, but they will be ok!)

David Amulet said...

Along with any/all reality TV and faux talent shows, Ashleeee sits on my list of "Not Worth the Limited Time Life Offers."

Edge said...

HAAAA! Good one! Do you think they'll give their kids horrendously long names like Fall Out Boy songs?

~Jef

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

I spent a good week listing to Fall Out Boy a year or two ago. Then it got old.

Red said...

I have a friend of a friend who cares, too. It's like 3 degrees of caring...or something.

Beth said...

If you're young enough to want an Alice in Wonderland-themed wedding, you're too young to marry.

SkylersDad said...

Shouldn't the government have stepped in to stop them from breeding? Why the hell do I even pay taxes?

catherinette said...

I'm glad that you don't care enough to have done some research and actually write a post of it.

Nice.

I don't care enough to have read on Perez Hilton that they aren't taking a honeymoon.

Bond said...

Entertainment tonight claimed they told them about being pregnant...

i kept asking myself "Is this really important?"

gizmorox said...

Yikes and yikes. Shotgun wedding anyone?

gifted typist said...

oh goodie, alice in wonderland theme. I'll load that one up on my wordpress blog

doorknob_dan said...

Which one is the girl?

They both have jizz around their mouths.

steakbellie said...

Yeah but did you see the f'ing size of her cans in the wedding photos? What else matters?

Mathdude said...

Wow, so Ashlee Simpson married Pete Wentz over the weekend, and she might be pregnant. Click here.

Scott said...

i think they make a cute lightweight-music couple. like avril and deryk whibley.

Suze's Sass said...

I wish those two would go away. Far, far away.

Happy Villain said...

Don't they know that two wrongs don't make a right?

I loved the post on the Shoebox Blog about this, which stated: "Ashlee Simpson has married the Guy From Fall Out Boy, who wants us to know that he has a name, which is Bass Player From Fall Out Boy."

fran said...

Proof that rock 'n roll can get anyone laid!

 

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