Their Future Spawn May Destroy Music Once and For All

Ashlee Simpson married Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz over the weekend.


I'll wait for someone to care.


Anyone?


They had a theme wedding. An Alice in Wonderland-themed wedding.


Still don't care?

Yeah, me neither.

And yet I continue.

Supposedly, "a source" has confirmed that the rumors that Ashlee is knocked up are true. No word on who the source is. I can only imagine that at some point during the reception, one of the other Fall Out boys ran through the room in a white rabbit suit yelling, "She's late, she's late!"

Comments

Alice said…
HAAAAAAAAAaaaa. oh god, that was terrible. i loved it.
5/19/2008 9:25 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
If it puts an end to both of their music careers? Then I am all for it.
5/19/2008 11:40 PM
Barbara Bruederlin said…
Actually, a friend of a friend of mine in Norway cares.

And apparently his dog was the ring-bearer. DOn't ask me how I know that.
5/19/2008 11:55 PM
bloody awful poetry said…
Gosh, that poor Norwegian friend of a friend, Barbara! You should help him get a hobby.

And their spawn will probably be born with black eyeliner already on.
5/20/2008 3:45 AM
Fran said…
My eyes! My eyes!

Where is the damn internet eye wash station when I need it????!!!!

Not that I really care. (about them, my eyes- i do care, but they will be ok!)
5/20/2008 5:53 AM
David Amulet said…
Along with any/all reality TV and faux talent shows, Ashleeee sits on my list of "Not Worth the Limited Time Life Offers."
5/20/2008 6:19 AM
Anonymous said…
HAAAA! Good one! Do you think they'll give their kids horrendously long names like Fall Out Boy songs?

~Jef
5/20/2008 9:43 AM
Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grass said…
I spent a good week listing to Fall Out Boy a year or two ago. Then it got old.
5/20/2008 10:45 AM
Red said…
I have a friend of a friend who cares, too. It's like 3 degrees of caring...or something.
5/20/2008 10:50 AM
Cup said…
If you're young enough to want an Alice in Wonderland-themed wedding, you're too young to marry.
5/20/2008 10:56 AM
SkylersDad said…
Shouldn't the government have stepped in to stop them from breeding? Why the hell do I even pay taxes?
5/20/2008 12:04 PM
Anonymous said…
I'm glad that you don't care enough to have done some research and actually write a post of it.

Nice.

I don't care enough to have read on Perez Hilton that they aren't taking a honeymoon.
5/20/2008 1:16 PM
Vinny "Bond" Marini said…
Entertainment tonight claimed they told them about being pregnant...

i kept asking myself "Is this really important?"
5/20/2008 2:22 PM
Jenna said…
Yikes and yikes. Shotgun wedding anyone?
5/20/2008 2:57 PM
Anonymous said…
oh goodie, alice in wonderland theme. I'll load that one up on my wordpress blog
5/20/2008 3:16 PM
doorknob_dan said…
Which one is the girl?

They both have jizz around their mouths.
5/20/2008 3:38 PM
steakbellie said…
Yeah but did you see the f'ing size of her cans in the wedding photos? What else matters?
5/20/2008 4:18 PM
Feisty Democrat said…
Wow, so Ashlee Simpson married Pete Wentz over the weekend, and she might be pregnant. Click here.
5/20/2008 4:43 PM
Scott said…
i think they make a cute lightweight-music couple. like avril and deryk whibley.
5/20/2008 8:37 PM
Anonymous said…
I wish those two would go away. Far, far away.
5/20/2008 10:41 PM
Happy Villain said…
Don't they know that two wrongs don't make a right?

I loved the post on the Shoebox Blog about this, which stated: "Ashlee Simpson has married the Guy From Fall Out Boy, who wants us to know that he has a name, which is Bass Player From Fall Out Boy."
5/21/2008 12:53 AM
Anonymous said…
Proof that rock 'n roll can get anyone laid!
5/21/2008 2:29 AM
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