Sunday, May 11, 2008

Caption Crotch-test Contest #10

"'Adopt A Homeless Person Day' at St. Mary's Catholic School soon became an awkward situation for all concerned."


And there is this month's winning caption, provided by that mysterious man, Fran! I was stuck between a couple of good ones, but after consulting the BFF, she agreed that Fran's was, indeed, the funniest.

My only gripe is that I hate giving my Firecrotch badge to someone without a blog. This beautiful reward deserves to be displayed prominently! So, Fran, you'd better create a blog immediately, or at least have this badge printed onto your tighty whities.

42 comments:

CDP said...

Don't be silly, sweetie. Your mum won't mind at ALL if I give you a makeover.

That's all I have.

Beth said...

You know my crotch is no good.

Slave to the dogs said...

Ditch these penguins and come learn with me at the school of hard cocks!

Doc said...

"I always walk like this in heels, besides, the qualudes are kickin' in,"

or

"Come on Honey, lets go do some jello shots off some hard bodies!"

or

"Just help me to the car. My hair is wound so tight it is cutting off the flow of booze to my brain,"

Doc

Jon said...

Amy Winehouse is disappointed to learn that St. Ides is not actually a Catholic school in London.

Jon said...

School administrators were overheard saying "Jesus F**king Christ!"

Gifted Typist said...

School Girl to Amy Winehouse:
"Girl, don't use drugs as a social crotch"

doorknob_dan said...

"Is this the way to the crack dealer? Oh wait, YOU'RE not my manager. Charley? CHARLEY?"

Turnbaby said...

"You got long fingers--help me find the damn bu** plug!"

catherinette said...

Amy Winehouse entrances the local school kids with her moving version of "How Much is that Baggie in the Window".

Edge said...

Wow anal sex really does make you walk funny.

~Jef

Manx said...

"I didn't touch a single kid, officer, I swear. Now piss off!"

Barbara Bruederlin said...

They tried to make me take a bath, I said no no no.

pistols at dawn said...

After putting the "Wine" in "Winehouse" and mistaking a belt sander for her vibrator, Amy's less-sticky wicket makes her walk like she's got rickets.

fran said...

"Adopt A Homeless Person Day" at St. Mary's Catholic School soon became an awkward situation for all concerned.

Tootsie said...

OK, who am I doing?...

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green

Splotchy said...

Ow, my grammy!

Alice said...

oi, hun, give me a 'and, will ya? it's so hard to walk in skirts this long, innit?

Bubs said...

WHO KEEPS MOVING THEM GODDAM SAFETY CONES?!?

deadspot said...

"Coo! It don't 'alf itch does it?"

or

Amy Winehouse, caught on camera during her ill-advised attempt to smuggle a traffic cone out of central London.

deadspot said...

OK, one more...

Girl at left: "I'll be damned. You really can fit a whole nun in there."

doorknob_dan said...

"Thank you for helping me across the street, little girl. Here, have some crank."

---

"This tampon damn near crippled me."


deadspot said...

I just can't stop.

"Amy Winehouse's beehive spiders spontaneously move south for the summer."

Historical Wit said...

Is this the casting call for Pumpkin II?

Historical Wit said...

Damn, I think I left a coke bottle in my crotch...could someone help me with this?

Historical Wit said...

And the lesson here kids is do the drugs, don't let the drugs do you.

Leonesse said...

My comment seems to have disappeared.


"Can you help me get this dime bag out of my vajayjay?"

Falwless said...

Just a note, Beckeye--whoever wins this thing, they actually consulted with me before entering their caption. So, really, it's my award after all. Just so you know.

katrocket said...

Sources say the trainwreck caused only minor property damage. No students were seriously harmed in the incident. Grief counsellors have been called to the scene.

Bond said...

It's a new dance craze...not the twist, not the Jerk...I call it Smashed Popstar Jerkabee"

Suze's Sass said...

Pay attention now girlie. You put your right leg in.....

Really, ever since I've been given the award for the year (cough..brag...brag...cough), I just can't think of anything.

Bluez said...

"I used to be tighter than an airport security team honey"

Writeprocrastinator said...

No, you see love, we're supposed tie our legs together and...what do you mean, the picnic is tomorrow? Then it's easy-peasy love, we'll definitely win this three-legged race, if get a head start now. What do you mean, you want your mommy and the police?

DrillerAA said...

This is the last time I use fiberglass insulation as a substitute for a tampon.

DrillerAA said...

It's ok honey, rashes come and go. Believe me, I've had 'em all.

Dale said...

Hang on kid, I've got a pen in here somewhere, help me shake it out.

Falwless said...

I'm so proud of my Frannie. Congratulations, dude!

Bond said...

congrats to Fran

fran said...

I win! I win! Falwless, take note that I am a force to be reckoned with in the captioning of the photos.

Why thank you, Beckeye, for your astute judgement! And I do have a blog, but it's not on this site and really private because I talk about all of you in an unsavory manner.

Oh, and I'm a boy :( It's not your fault, it's my parents'.

fran said...

Oh, and trust me...that bag-over-the-head photo is the most flattering way to photograph me. Well done.

Tootsie said...

Congrats Fran...this just wasn't a creative month for me.

OldGuy said...

I love it, that's one of the best captions I've seen in a long time.

Well deserved win.

 

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