And there is this month's winning caption, provided by that mysterious man, Fran! I was stuck between a couple of good ones, but after consulting the BFF, she agreed that Fran's was, indeed, the funniest.
My only gripe is that I hate giving my Firecrotch badge to someone without a blog. This beautiful reward deserves to be displayed prominently! So, Fran, you'd better create a blog immediately, or at least have this badge printed onto your tighty whities.
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That's all I have.
or
"Come on Honey, lets go do some jello shots off some hard bodies!"
or
"Just help me to the car. My hair is wound so tight it is cutting off the flow of booze to my brain,"
Doc
"Girl, don't use drugs as a social crotch"
~Jef
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
or
Amy Winehouse, caught on camera during her ill-advised attempt to smuggle a traffic cone out of central London.
Girl at left: "I'll be damned. You really can fit a whole nun in there."
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"This tampon damn near crippled me."
"Amy Winehouse's beehive spiders spontaneously move south for the summer."
"Can you help me get this dime bag out of my vajayjay?"
Really, ever since I've been given the award for the year (cough..brag...brag...cough), I just can't think of anything.
Why thank you, Beckeye, for your astute judgement! And I do have a blog, but it's not on this site and really private because I talk about all of you in an unsavory manner.
Oh, and I'm a boy :( It's not your fault, it's my parents'.
Well deserved win.