Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Caption Crotch-test Contest #12

"Respectability is that way, so you'll want to avoid that direction at all costs."


Well, people, I warned you all that it was gonna happen and now it has. Pistols has shamed you by winning this thing two months in a row. Not only that, but this win makes him a three-time Firecrotch. I may have to make a special "Firecrotch Wall of Fame" area for him over there on my sidebar.


Or maybe I'll just send Pistols a funny pic once a month and say, "Hey, caption this for me, will ya?" to save the rest of you any further humiliation.

Ahhh, come on, I'm just busting yer balls, people! I actually had to enlist the BFF again to help me pick the winner, because there were four that I really liked. A round of applause, please, for the three los - er - runners up!

"I think that's Vince McMahon over there, he wants to help you get your career back on track." - Evil-E

"Target is down the street. I don't think a mini-keg is a good gift for a newborn." - Kristi Mantoni

"Look, a car accident! And it's not you behind the wheel!" - Genn6

Thank you all for playing. And thank you, Pistols, for winning again. Now I don't have to change the photo/link in my sidebar! That's a good thing because I'm lazy and that pic is totally hot.

31 comments:

Mike said...

"We have beer...there is the alley." The perfect storm.

Falwless said...

Wait just a damn second here. Are you trying to pull the magical blog wool over my eyes or something? There was a different Brit picture here earlier! I swear to God I didn't dream this. And if I did, I curse God for making me dream of Britney. Again.

teamslinger said...

"ok, meet me at that Taco Loco. You will blow me if I buy you the 3 taco special, right?"

evil-e said...

..and if you look over there you will notice that the donut shop is right next to the barber shop...

..and after I am done with you I am meeting Lindsey at that place across the street....

..this is gonna be cool, eh he...

...hey Kevin, she's perfectly sane. Stop taunting her with own kids. She will get them back one day, you'll see...

..I think that's Vince McMahon over there, he wants to help you get your career back on track...

...look it was nice that you called, but seriously, get the fuck out of here. I have a job and I am well respected...

not a caption:

I tried, this is the first time playing for me. Have mercy

Bond said...

"Right there, see Slutty Sally...you keep it up you can inherit her corner"

"down two blocks, they will sell you beer for head...I have morals"

"see I told you Justin just drove by with Paris...there they go"

"you never leave kids in the car alone....he drove it down the street"

Eebie said...

"I'll meet you over there where you can give me the money for the beer. And girl, you don't have to keep insisting you're 21 but forgot your ID, it's ok, you're not the first I've bought for."

J.C. said...

Bald Dude: "Look...there goes your career, money, children and dignity down the street...if you hurry and quit f'ing up, you may catch them!!"

Brit-Brit: "Huuuhhh...I dunno what you are talkin about...wha..."

Bald Dude: "Damn it...never mind...look there goes a super grande humongo Iced White Chocolate Mocha with extra whip cream latte laced with Cheetos and unfiltered Camels...hurry catch it; it's running into that trailer park around the corner!!"

Brit-Brit: "Here...hold my thong..."

Tootsie said...

...and right over there is my man Pfizer, he can get you any drug you want....welcome to the neighborhood Brit.

Flannery Alden said...

I don't care how stupid you think I am, I won't pull your finger.

Kristi Mantoni said...

"Target is down the street. I don't think a mini-keg is a good gift for a newborn."

SkylersDad said...

Didn't your tits used to about, oh, this high? You're sagging bitch.

BeckEye said...

Fal - Shhhh. Just sit there and look pretty.

Dr Zibbs said...

"Beckeye's House? It's down there and to the right but give her about an hour. She's reading a blog post while taking a monster shit." (for full explaination, read the comments in this blog post: http://tinyurl.com/5mau6p

Keith Kennedy said...

I'll get the pizza and meet you over there by the above ground pool at the trailer park.

Red said...

I saw it, too! Fal is not crazy. Okay, she is, but there was another picture before. Or maybe I'm crazy, too. Crazy like a fox!

(sorry. I'm losing my mind today).

Suze's Sass said...

The card store is down there on the left. They should sell a gift bag that fits the 6-pack you got for your sister's new baby.

katrocket said...

Hey y'all!

Pull his finger!

genn6 said...

Look, a car accident! And it's not you behind the wheel!

fran said...

"I'm sorry, ma'am, but my lottery machine is broken. See that 7-Eleven? They can help you with your plan to invest all your remaining assets into scratch-off tickets and Slim Jims."

deadspot said...

"I don't think you've been kicked out of that one yet."

pistols at dawn said...

"Respectability is that way, so you'll want to avoid that direction at all costs."

Angell said...

Listen honey, fourteen beers is quite enough. I'll be nice and not only cut you off, Dr. Drew's doing celebrity rehab down that way.

Gifted Typist said...

Look over there Britney?
That's Marilyn Munroe. But she could act.
And that's Janis Joplin, but she could sing.
There's Amy Winehouse, she can sing too but she's not gone. Yet.

What will we say when you're gone and we point to you. Look there's Britney, she could have babies young and screw them up

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Congrats again, Pistols. You are going to need some asbestos pants pretty soon.

Us non-witty folks have given up entirely.

Beth said...

I had a good suggestion ... and then I read Pistol's. Curses, you Journey-lovin' man!

pistols at dawn said...

This month, the competition was pretty solid, I must admit. And I'd figure that with two women picking, the odds were pretty highly in favor of Everyone Else. But it turns out that's just the case at bars, rotary clubs, ice cream socials, and everywhere else women are!

At least I have this smoldering crotch to remind me of better days...

Bond said...

congrats ....

not sure my sense of humor fits with these contests...

Falwless said...

Is that really a picture of Pistols? He's a lot more attractive than I imagined.

Kristi Mantoni said...

I was a runner up!!! Awesome!!!! Yeah me!

katrocket said...

This damn contest is rigged.
Congratulations, Pistols!

genn6 said...

YAY! I'm happy to be a loser, be it an honorably-mentioned one. ;)

 

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