Well, people, I warned you all that it was gonna happen and now it has. Pistols has shamed you by winning this thing two months in a row. Not only that, but this win makes him a three-time Firecrotch. I may have to make a special "Firecrotch Wall of Fame" area for him over there on my sidebar.
Or maybe I'll just send Pistols a funny pic once a month and say, "Hey, caption this for me, will ya?" to save the rest of you any further humiliation.
Ahhh, come on, I'm just busting yer balls, people! I actually had to enlist the BFF again to help me pick the winner, because there were four that I really liked. A round of applause, please, for the three los - er - runners up!
"I think that's Vince McMahon over there, he wants to help you get your career back on track." - Evil-E
"Target is down the street. I don't think a mini-keg is a good gift for a newborn." - Kristi Mantoni
"Look, a car accident! And it's not you behind the wheel!" - Genn6
Thank you all for playing. And thank you, Pistols, for winning again. Now I don't have to change the photo/link in my sidebar! That's a good thing because I'm lazy and that pic is totally hot.
Comments
..and after I am done with you I am meeting Lindsey at that place across the street....
..this is gonna be cool, eh he...
...hey Kevin, she's perfectly sane. Stop taunting her with own kids. She will get them back one day, you'll see...
..I think that's Vince McMahon over there, he wants to help you get your career back on track...
...look it was nice that you called, but seriously, get the fuck out of here. I have a job and I am well respected...
not a caption:
I tried, this is the first time playing for me. Have mercy
"down two blocks, they will sell you beer for head...I have morals"
"see I told you Justin just drove by with Paris...there they go"
"you never leave kids in the car alone....he drove it down the street"
Brit-Brit: "Huuuhhh...I dunno what you are talkin about...wha..."
Bald Dude: "Damn it...never mind...look there goes a super grande humongo Iced White Chocolate Mocha with extra whip cream latte laced with Cheetos and unfiltered Camels...hurry catch it; it's running into that trailer park around the corner!!"
Brit-Brit: "Here...hold my thong..."
(sorry. I'm losing my mind today).
Pull his finger!
That's Marilyn Munroe. But she could act.
And that's Janis Joplin, but she could sing.
There's Amy Winehouse, she can sing too but she's not gone. Yet.
What will we say when you're gone and we point to you. Look there's Britney, she could have babies young and screw them up
Us non-witty folks have given up entirely.
At least I have this smoldering crotch to remind me of better days...
not sure my sense of humor fits with these contests...
Congratulations, Pistols!