Pot vs. Kettle: Which is More Black? Discuss.

As Homer Simpson would say, it's funny 'cause it's true.

PETA nut Pamela Anderson obviously wasn't too happy about the "Real Girls Eat Meat" t-shirt that Jessica Simpson has been sporting lately, as she recently described Jess as a "bitch and a whore."

If Jessica wasn't aware of her own whoreishness before, she must be now. I mean, if Pamela Anderson calls you a whore, woman, you're a whore. I can't imagine a worse insult...except for maybe having Amy Winehouse call you a toothless crack-head.

Comments

Fran said…
Pam took extra care to make sure that her fake boobs were made of silken tofu and purely organic at that!

No animals were hurt in the creation of the gigantic titteriness that is Pamela PETA Anderson!

Seriously (you mean that was NOTserious???)- I get the PETA thing, but I hate the f**cking axe grinding.

Let he who is without any animal by-products throw the first hunk o' beef and all that.

No one is perfect.

Except maybe you Beckeye, but that is it.
David Amulet said…
This is odd to me. Being a bitch and a whore is not highly correlated with one's carnivorous tendencies.
Dr Zibbs said…
I love the whore wars.
Red said…
I can't really imagine J. Simp IS a bitch/whore. Mildly retarded, yes. Bitch/whore, not so much.
Anonymous said…
I love whores...I want them both
SkylersDad said…
Both would screw a snake if you would hold it's head.
Bitch and a whore is pretty unimaginative. Pamela really needs her handlers to think her up something a little more creative if she is going to start some pissing wars or she is never going to get past round two.
gennifer6 said…
But wasn't Jess kind of an idiot to begin with for even wearing the shirt to begin with, like she didn't actually know that would cause a stir?

uh, yeah...don't answer that. Never mind.
deadspot said…
I don't have anything to add to this except to wonder if vegan whores swallow.

Oh yeah, I went there.
deadspot said…
...and I'm sorry.
Gifted Typist said…
I'm with Barbara the Zombie: Elevate the mud slinging girls.

Why not "You cow-eating silicon bimbo!"

wouldn't that make a t-shirt to show off those inflated boobs