Kind of like eye boogers, only less clumpy and easier to wipe away. And mixed with a bit of complete bullshit.
Bob Saget recently told the AP that "it can get a little bit exhausting" answering repeated questions about the Olsen twins. Also exhausting for Saget? Trying to be funny.
Teen heartthrob and human eyebrow Joe Jonas celebrated his 19th birthday on Friday by taking a ride on his new motorcycle! Wheeee! Meanwhile, former teen idol and O.F. (original firecrotch) Madonna celebrated her 50th birthday today by taking a ride on Joe Jonas! Wheeee! Then she made him drive her to the spa for her Botox appointment.
Kim Kardashian told Radar Magazine that she's trying to shed some pounds - mainly in her buttockal region. She said that "it gets a little offensive" when she's posing for the paps and they keep yelling at her to bring her big ol' booty around. She goes on to say, "I mean, I like to show off the front too, y'know? Britney and Lindsay haven't cornered the market on beav-flashing. I want people to know that I'm more than just a butt. I have a vagina too."
Virgin Records is suing Jared Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, for $30 million for failing to deliver the three more albums required by their contract. In a related story, 30 million music fans have each offered to give Leto $1 if he'll promise to never honor the contract.
Bob Saget recently told the AP that "it can get a little bit exhausting" answering repeated questions about the Olsen twins. Also exhausting for Saget? Trying to be funny.Teen heartthrob and human eyebrow Joe Jonas celebrated his 19th birthday on Friday by taking a ride on his new motorcycle! Wheeee! Meanwhile, former teen idol and O.F. (original firecrotch) Madonna celebrated her 50th birthday today by taking a ride on Joe Jonas! Wheeee! Then she made him drive her to the spa for her Botox appointment.
Kim Kardashian told Radar Magazine that she's trying to shed some pounds - mainly in her buttockal region. She said that "it gets a little offensive" when she's posing for the paps and they keep yelling at her to bring her big ol' booty around. She goes on to say, "I mean, I like to show off the front too, y'know? Britney and Lindsay haven't cornered the market on beav-flashing. I want people to know that I'm more than just a butt. I have a vagina too."
Virgin Records is suing Jared Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, for $30 million for failing to deliver the three more albums required by their contract. In a related story, 30 million music fans have each offered to give Leto $1 if he'll promise to never honor the contract.
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I am still trying to figure out the meaning of the Kardashian existence....what do they do? I am sort of a newbie at this pop culture stuff.
Do the Olsen girls have teeth?
Why o why is Kim K famous for having an ass 3 axe handles wide?
In a related story, go to hell for being funnier than me.
Buttockal region is vintage Beckeye... you're funnier than Bob Saget... I hope the Trollsons don't outshine you.
Really? Somebody was willing to pay him to make three more albums? Oh dear.
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Bob Saget rocks...we have a special love for him on the Radio happy Hour!
WTF