Like the goop that's always accumulating in the corners of our eyes, the following items are curiously fascinating:
Yes, Vagina, There is a Britney Sex Tape - This news should only come as a shock to 40-year-old Claymate housewives who still think they have a chance with Mr. Aiken. The interesting thing here is that, of all the bed buddies that Britney could've taped herself with, she chose Adnan Ghalib. Of course. Because no one understands discretion and values privacy more than a paparazzo. Once again, this begs the question: Is Brit really that stupid or is she a manipulative, marketing genius?
Project Runway Turning Into A Real Lifetime Movie - Although the sixth season of PR is already in production, a judge has issued a preliminary ruling that may keep it off the air. Apparently, NBC is boo-hooing that the Weinstein Company violated the network's "right of first refusal" by taking the show to Lifetime. According to a Weinstein spokesperson, production on Season 6 will continue as the legal battle rages on. And if they can't come to an agreement, we can at least all look forward to Can't We Make It Work?, a Lifetime original starring Gail O'Grady as Heidi Klum, Peter Strauss as Tim Gunn, Kurtwood Smith as the evil Jeff Zucker, and George Dzundza and Dennis Franz as Harvey and Bob Weinstein. Special appearances by Meredith Baxter-Birney as Lifetime's Executive VP of Entertainment, JoAnn Alfano, and Valerie Bertinelli as Lifetime's VP of Reality Programming, Sandy Varo.
Heather Locklear Operates Heavy Machinery Against Her Pill Bottle's Advice - Hollywood vixen Locklear was arrested on Saturday for "driving erratically," presumably because she was all hopped up on her prescription meds. It was discovered later than Kimberly actually drugged her and put her in the car with the engine running, leaving her to die from carbon monoxide poisoning. However, Billy came by and revived her, making Allison really jealous. Allison jumped in Heather's car and accidentally ran over Jane, paralyzing her. Michael saw the car driving off and thought it was Heather who had run Jane over, so he headed for her place with a loaded gun. Sydney was spying on Michael and she...uh...hold up. I could have my facts messed up here.
ScarJo and Ryno Got Married, Yo - Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds tied the knot over the weekend. I've tried to care less about this news, but I just can't. But I am taking bets on how many more weekends this union will last.
Turtles Rock!! - Just click the link. Need I say more?
Yes, Vagina, There is a Britney Sex Tape - This news should only come as a shock to 40-year-old Claymate housewives who still think they have a chance with Mr. Aiken. The interesting thing here is that, of all the bed buddies that Britney could've taped herself with, she chose Adnan Ghalib. Of course. Because no one understands discretion and values privacy more than a paparazzo. Once again, this begs the question: Is Brit really that stupid or is she a manipulative, marketing genius?
Project Runway Turning Into A Real Lifetime Movie - Although the sixth season of PR is already in production, a judge has issued a preliminary ruling that may keep it off the air. Apparently, NBC is boo-hooing that the Weinstein Company violated the network's "right of first refusal" by taking the show to Lifetime. According to a Weinstein spokesperson, production on Season 6 will continue as the legal battle rages on. And if they can't come to an agreement, we can at least all look forward to Can't We Make It Work?, a Lifetime original starring Gail O'Grady as Heidi Klum, Peter Strauss as Tim Gunn, Kurtwood Smith as the evil Jeff Zucker, and George Dzundza and Dennis Franz as Harvey and Bob Weinstein. Special appearances by Meredith Baxter-Birney as Lifetime's Executive VP of Entertainment, JoAnn Alfano, and Valerie Bertinelli as Lifetime's VP of Reality Programming, Sandy Varo.
Heather Locklear Operates Heavy Machinery Against Her Pill Bottle's Advice - Hollywood vixen Locklear was arrested on Saturday for "driving erratically," presumably because she was all hopped up on her prescription meds. It was discovered later than Kimberly actually drugged her and put her in the car with the engine running, leaving her to die from carbon monoxide poisoning. However, Billy came by and revived her, making Allison really jealous. Allison jumped in Heather's car and accidentally ran over Jane, paralyzing her. Michael saw the car driving off and thought it was Heather who had run Jane over, so he headed for her place with a loaded gun. Sydney was spying on Michael and she...uh...hold up. I could have my facts messed up here.
ScarJo and Ryno Got Married, Yo - Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds tied the knot over the weekend. I've tried to care less about this news, but I just can't. But I am taking bets on how many more weekends this union will last.
Turtles Rock!! - Just click the link. Need I say more?
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Howling.
With.
Laughter.