"Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation: conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men
are created equal...""This great Nation will endure as it has endured, will revive and will prosper. So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself..."
"Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about a bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man
on the face of the earth.""My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you - ask what can you do for your country."
"I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal..."
"Thank you so much. Thank you for all the love. I'm here tonight to celebrate a very important birthday, the 25th anniversary of the VMAs. This is the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards and it starts right now."Boy, MTV really wasn't kidding when they said Brit had something special in store for us. Truly glorious.
*Only loosely based on Letterman's "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches." His bit is funnier, of course.
Comments
Oh my god did she??
Poor girl. In 10 years when she's baggy and you can't bounce quarters off her ass anymore, she'll be scrambling for bit roles parodying her past self.
Could you smell Brit through the TV, all soured fish like?
I see she got an award for (I'm a) Piece of Meat, or something like that.
MTV isn't "M" any more. It's "S".
Knot