This Just In...

Rumor has it that Paul McCartney is thinking of tying a third knot, this time with girlfriend Nancy Shevell, who has plenty of her own money.

I'm so glad that Paul finally found a woman who can stand on her own two feet.

Am I the first one to make this joke? I don't know, but let's just pretend that I am.

EDIT: Bluez's comment just gave me an idea. Whoever can come up with the best pun related to this story gets a major award.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Personally, I don't think there's anyone that can fill her shoe.
Well, Paul obviously doesn't want to stump up any more divorce money...
Joe said…
One more costly divorce and he'll be left without a leg to stand on.

I couldn't come up with anything better than that, sorry. I was stumped.
Unknown said…
Maybe he can leggo of his ego...
Anonymous said…
Well ain't that just a kick in the ass?
The new girl has her head on straight and two feet on the ground. She doesn't kneed his money.
SouthernBelle said…
He better have an ironclad prenup if he doesn't want to get caught on the hop again.

I am officially going to hell.
Thanks a lot, Beckeye.
Anonymous said…
I don't care if you're the first or not, I still laughed my ass off. :)
SkylersDad said…
All the good ones are taken, I applaud you all!
Anonymous said…
They will walk down the aisle to the song "Legs" by ZZ Top.


Knot
Gifted Typist said…
Third knot lucky
Unfortunately for him, she's severely emotionally crippled.
I hope this one stands by him.

Okay, I suck at puns.
Anonymous said…
Hopefully this marriage will be less of a fire hazard.
Leonesse said…
Pistol's, FTW!


But is it possible she's worse? I don't know about that.
Unfortunately, this McCartney marriage bed is going to be sporting a lot less wood than the previous one.
Moderator said…
You are going to hell.

But funny.