Tuesday, January 27, 2009

This Just In...

Rumor has it that Paul McCartney is thinking of tying a third knot, this time with girlfriend Nancy Shevell, who has plenty of her own money.

I'm so glad that Paul finally found a woman who can stand on her own two feet.

Am I the first one to make this joke? I don't know, but let's just pretend that I am.

EDIT: Bluez's comment just gave me an idea. Whoever can come up with the best pun related to this story gets a major award.

17 comments:

Bluez said...

Personally, I don't think there's anyone that can fill her shoe.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Well, Paul obviously doesn't want to stump up any more divorce money...

Bubs said...

One more costly divorce and he'll be left without a leg to stand on.

I couldn't come up with anything better than that, sorry. I was stumped.

nhcareyjr said...

Maybe he can leggo of his ego...

Suze said...

Well ain't that just a kick in the ass?

Flannery Alden said...

The new girl has her head on straight and two feet on the ground. She doesn't kneed his money.

SouthernBelle said...

He better have an ironclad prenup if he doesn't want to get caught on the hop again.

I am officially going to hell.
Thanks a lot, Beckeye.

Kimizzy said...

I don't care if you're the first or not, I still laughed my ass off. :)

SkylersDad said...

All the good ones are taken, I applaud you all!

Knot said...

They will walk down the aisle to the song "Legs" by ZZ Top.


Knot

Gifted Typist said...

Third knot lucky

pistols at dawn said...

Unfortunately for him, she's severely emotionally crippled.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I hope this one stands by him.

Okay, I suck at puns.

Ian said...

Hopefully this marriage will be less of a fire hazard.

Leonesse said...

Pistol's, FTW!


But is it possible she's worse? I don't know about that.

words words words said...

Unfortunately, this McCartney marriage bed is going to be sporting a lot less wood than the previous one.

Grant Miller said...

You are going to hell.

But funny.

 

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