This Just In...

Rumor has it that Paul McCartney is thinking of tying a third knot, this time with girlfriend Nancy Shevell, who has plenty of her own money.

I'm so glad that Paul finally found a woman who can stand on her own two feet.

Am I the first one to make this joke? I don't know, but let's just pretend that I am.

EDIT: Bluez's comment just gave me an idea. Whoever can come up with the best pun related to this story gets a major award.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Personally, I don't think there's anyone that can fill her shoe.
1/27/2009 3:57 PM
The Imaginary Reviewer said…
Well, Paul obviously doesn't want to stump up any more divorce money...
1/27/2009 4:16 PM
Joe said…
One more costly divorce and he'll be left without a leg to stand on.

I couldn't come up with anything better than that, sorry. I was stumped.
1/27/2009 4:18 PM
Unknown said…
Maybe he can leggo of his ego...
1/27/2009 4:36 PM
Anonymous said…
Well ain't that just a kick in the ass?
1/27/2009 4:38 PM
Jenny Jenny Flannery said…
The new girl has her head on straight and two feet on the ground. She doesn't kneed his money.
1/27/2009 4:50 PM
SouthernBelle said…
He better have an ironclad prenup if he doesn't want to get caught on the hop again.

I am officially going to hell.
Thanks a lot, Beckeye.
1/27/2009 4:50 PM
Anonymous said…
I don't care if you're the first or not, I still laughed my ass off. :)
1/27/2009 5:34 PM
SkylersDad said…
All the good ones are taken, I applaud you all!
1/27/2009 5:59 PM
Anonymous said…
They will walk down the aisle to the song "Legs" by ZZ Top.


Knot
1/27/2009 6:42 PM
Gifted Typist said…
Third knot lucky
1/27/2009 8:42 PM
paperback reader said…
Unfortunately for him, she's severely emotionally crippled.
1/27/2009 8:51 PM
Barbara Bruederlin said…
I hope this one stands by him.

Okay, I suck at puns.
1/27/2009 10:04 PM
Anonymous said…
Hopefully this marriage will be less of a fire hazard.
1/27/2009 10:27 PM
Leonesse said…
Pistol's, FTW!


But is it possible she's worse? I don't know about that.
1/27/2009 11:51 PM
words...words...words... said…
Unfortunately, this McCartney marriage bed is going to be sporting a lot less wood than the previous one.
1/28/2009 1:12 PM
Moderator said…
You are going to hell.

But funny.
1/28/2009 3:20 PM
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